The madding crowd has claimed another meaningless scalp, and it couldn't be happier about it.
The internet exploded
on Thanksgiving after Congressional staffer Elizabeth Lauten criticized the First Teens for their less-than enthusiastic attitude at the annual Presidential Turkey Pardoning. Yesterday, nearly a week after the offending Facebook post, Lauten
resigned her job rather than allow the backlash to harm the reputations of her boss and fellow staffers.
Anyone who has ever worked for an elected official knows that the slightest slip up can quickly turn from foible to gaffe to complete professional nightmare. In terms of self-preservation, staffers are defenseless, which makes them easy targets and a mess-free launchpad for a larger agenda. Let's be clear: the Right has engaged in plenty of staffer-shaming over the years, but it's been a long time since a member of a Congressional office has been so completely and utterly destroyed over comparatively mild Facebook commentary.
The media's (both old and new) scalping of Elizabeth Lauten started
on Twitter, blossomed
in the quirky world of internet news, and then roared to life as mainstream news outlets roused themselves from their tryptophan stupor to engage in some serious journalism.
Since that night, Lauten has been targeted online by both the mainstream media and private citizens, and
doxed by professional "journalists" at home and abroad. In an act of ruthless messaging,
the White House took charge of the situation and pitched the story to national news outlets.
We're now at a point where no one knows what Elizabeth said, and furthermore no one
cares what she said; her rude comment has been twisted and transformed into a rabid attack on the First Daughters, and there's no amount of commentary that can unring the bell.