Bumper Stickers  (Page 40)

More “fatuous, preening, liberal self-righteousness”

Posted by  ▪  Sunday, February 12, 2012 at 7:00am 2/12/2012 at 7:00am

A close runner up to “the finest example of fatuous, preening, liberal self-righteousness”

Thanks to reader Matt, who took this photo in the rain in Denver near the Cheesman Park neighborhood just east of Downtown, and writes:

Doesn’t the government …already force me to? But alas, the fruits of my labor must be given so that others may simply live.

And of course, a Prius is the epitome of simple living, with its high price tag and increased insurance costs.


in Chief

Posted by  ▪  Saturday, February 11, 2012 at 7:00am 2/11/2012 at 7:00am

Thanks to reader Michael, who writes:

Spotted this morning in the parking lot at Brail’s Restaurant in the People’s Republic of Eugene, Oregon.


But what did you evolve into?

Posted by  ▪  Friday, February 10, 2012 at 7:00am 2/10/2012 at 7:00am

If being an Obamabot is the end result of evolution, we would have been better off staying knuckle-dragging troglodytes.

From reader, student and author @BlakeSeitz, taken in a parking garage at the University of Georgia:


Oh, lag

Posted by  ▪  Thursday, February 9, 2012 at 7:00am 2/9/2012 at 7:00am

When I first read it, I thought it said “nag.”

Apologies to Herb, but in being forced to parent against the extracurricular political agendas which seep into the curricula of the liberal Santa Monica-Malibu school system, I often feel like “The Lonely Bulls**t Fighter.”

I guess the Komen Foundation retreating with its tail between its legs still merited a kick from this school.

LukeHandCool (who, as a young boy, would spend an inordinate amount of time staring at the album cover of Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass’s “Whipped Cream & Other Delights.” Hence his lifelong love of whipped cream … and other delights).


Made for each other

Posted by  ▪  Wednesday, February 8, 2012 at 7:00am 2/8/2012 at 7:00am

Thanks to reader Bryan from Tennessee, who writes:

Love your blog – frequent part of my daily reading. Saw this while walking through beautiful Lexington, VA, when visiting Washington & Lee University last fall. Seems more and more accurate each day! Keep up the great work.


Not the solution

Posted by  ▪  Tuesday, February 7, 2012 at 7:00am 2/7/2012 at 7:00am

This driver is part of the problem.

More photos just downloaded by DINORightMarie, of a vehicle in Winchester, VA:




Posted by  ▪  Monday, February 6, 2012 at 7:00am 2/6/2012 at 7:00am

From reader and frequent commenter DINORightMarie:

I have been collecting these for a while, but finally got them downloaded off my iPhone. I believe the picture quality is good enough to read them and zoom in, if needed. All were taken in Winchester, VA, of parked cars – no driving while taking photos.  🙂

BTW-the image of the van with the “In loving memory of American Capitalism” I took at the Costco parking lot, and got permission from the driver to send it to post online. So even the license plate can be posted (as it is a cute vanity plate, and relates to one of the bumper stickers….). The owner said she goes to NYC a lot, so she had to take some others off the van, since she was getting a lot of hate from passing cars, pedestrians, etc. Ah, liberals – feel the love. /sarc


We’ve got some of those

Posted by  ▪  Sunday, February 5, 2012 at 7:00am 2/5/2012 at 7:00am

in Ithaca, too.

Thanks to reader Bob, who writes:

This was taken in Ann Arbor Michigan on the way to a football game. I had my grand daughter take it since I was driving (safety first). Love your blog, it’s a daily read.



Those kulaks sure are rooting for failure

Posted by  ▪  Saturday, February 4, 2012 at 7:00am 2/4/2012 at 7:00am

Or they simply may be economically rational people.  Either way, it’s revolting.

From reader Jeff, taken in Bradenton, Florida:


Just an old fashioned southern girl

Posted by  ▪  Friday, February 3, 2012 at 7:00am 2/3/2012 at 7:00am

Thanks to reader Jennifer, who writes:

Another picture for your bumper sticker collection… spotted this afternoon outside of Raleigh NC. Gotta love it!

Keep up the good work.


I agree, let’s make him ….

Posted by  ▪  Thursday, February 2, 2012 at 7:00am 2/2/2012 at 7:00am


From reader Max, who writes, Seen in West Village of NYC:

“All my friends are homeless”.

The “o” in “Prosecute” is the BP logo.

Two Obama stickers.




Well aren’t you special

Posted by  ▪  Wednesday, February 1, 2012 at 7:00am 2/1/2012 at 7:00am

What, our tax dollars aren’t good enough for you?  How ’bout we make you buy one of our Chevy Volts (as soon as we figure out how to stop them from catching fire)?

Thanks to Linda, this was taken in the parking lot of the Bass Pro Shop in Nashville, TN:


Might be worth a lot of money someday

Posted by  ▪  Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 7:00am 1/31/2012 at 7:00am

Or not.  But now that Maurice “Red” Hinchey is retiring, you may want to bookmark these images.

Thanks to a Cornell student reader for this photo:


Time to turn the page

Posted by  ▪  Monday, January 30, 2012 at 7:00am 1/30/2012 at 7:00am

or better yet, write the epilogue.

Another from Cathy, who writes:

At Wasabi in Eustis, Fl.  I really like this one.


Hope and change some didn’t believe in

Posted by  ▪  Sunday, January 29, 2012 at 7:00am 1/29/2012 at 7:00am

Thanks to reader Doug, who writes:

Spotted today near Point Of Rocks, (Peoples Democratic Republic of) Maryland.

I think we know where this person stands. I especially like the greeting to the ACLU.

Personally, this is my favorite, a reminder of those who stood with him and those who stood against him:


Careful not to bite your tongue

Posted by  ▪  Saturday, January 28, 2012 at 7:00am 1/28/2012 at 7:00am

Thanks to reader Cathy who sent this photo with the subject line “Yeah–I wrote that”:

While strolling in a beautiful small Florida town I happened to spy this flyer in an unlocked local community board. I had to add my two cents. These stupids make my teeth grind.


Smashing your success

Posted by  ▪  Friday, January 27, 2012 at 7:00am 1/27/2012 at 7:00am

Thanks to reader Bob from Colorado, who writes:

I can’t remember if this one had crossed your desk before.

The electorate had better be awake and act this 2012 election season.