Democrats and Crop Circles Week at Legal Insurrection

MIKE LACHANCE MAR 24, 2019 8:00 AM

Maybe the Ancient Aliens guy with the crazy hair should moderate one of the Democratic debates.

• Beto Gets His Own Crop Circle

No surprises here.

• Major Obama Fundraisers and a Former Obama Aide Embrace Beto for 2020

Things are getting pretty weird out there.

• Gillibrand Female Aide Resigned Over Sexual Harassment Claim, But Senator Kept Him on Payroll
• Democrat Privilege: Klobuchar Says It’s Time to “Move On” from Northam’s Blackface Scandal
• Sanders: I Will Do a Better Job ‘Explaining What We Mean by Socialism – Democratic Socialism’

Hilarious.

• POLL: In New York, Trump’s Approval Ratings are Higher than Ocasio-Cortez’s

Of course.

• Nancy Pelosi: “I myself have always been for lowering the voting age to 16”
• Warren Wants to Eliminate the Electoral College, Which Would Cause Havoc in Our System

The Mueller show is nearing the end of its run.

• USA Today/Suffolk Poll: Half of Americans Agree Trump is a Victim of a Witch Hunt
• BREAKING: Mueller Report FINALLY Delivered to AG Barr, No Word on When Details Will be Made Public
• Mueller Report Release and Reaction Watch (Updated)

Media updates.

• FOX News Hires Former DNC Chair Donna Brazile as Contributor Angering Some on Both Sides
• Is This a Joke? CNN Wins Walter Cronkite Award for Excellence in Television Political Journalism For Parkland Shooting Town Hall
• WaPo Publishes Column By Turkish President Who Is “The World’s Worst Jailer” of Journalists

World news.

• Reminder: Ahlam al-Tamimi, the Savage of Sbarro, is still free in Jordan
• France’s EU Minister Names Cat Brexit ‘Because He Wants to Go Out,’ But ‘Stays Put’
• Meet some of the people the UN calls “civilians” killed in Gaza border clashes

Branco cartoons!

• Branco Cartoon – Crazy Cool
• Branco Cartoon – Diversion Program

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