Bumper Stickers  (Page 10)

Guide to California Crazy

Posted by  ▪  Sunday, March 16, 2014 at 7:30am 3/16/2014 at 7:30am

From LukeHandCool, a handy Guide to California Crazy, with commentary:

Came across this motorized billboard on a corner of Wilshire Boulevard on L.A.’s Westside after dropping the son off at school. He’s becoming quite a politically incorrect joker and I’d just given him a little lecture to be cautious around his teachers; that it’s much safer to give the teacher a rotten, non-organic, non-fair-trade apple than to challenge his/her political sensibilities.

Anyway, behold the peak of evolution of the car as pop-art-political statement.

I call it, “Driving the Narrative: When Life Imitates Art Imitating Life: A Conversation with Still Life.”

1) “Marriage = heart + heart.” My wife has disproved this theory.

2) “Democracies Die Behind Closed Doors.” Whereupon they go to The Afterlife on the backs of cars.

3) “Earth Without Art is Just ‘Eh.'” Spoken like a true cavewoman.

4) “Imagine What We Could Accomplish if We Weren’t so Afraid of Each Other.” You first.

5) “The Most Powerful Mind-Altering Substance is the Truth.” Yeah, but I suspect the buzz it gives you won’t feel too good, lady.

6) “The Time to do the Right Thing is Always Now.” Tony Robbins just gagged.

7) “Got Aloha?” Yeah. You?

8) “I’m Already Against the Next War.” Oh! You’re a Prepper!



Roll Left

Posted by  ▪  Saturday, March 15, 2014 at 7:00am 3/15/2014 at 7:00am

From W.:

McDonald’s parking lot, Port Chester, NY.

Vehicle left before I could get a distinctive political pic, but driver rolls with the left!

Rolls with the left? More like rolls joints:

Bumper Sticker - Port Chester NY - Rolls to the Left


Yes we can, can, can

Posted by  ▪  Tuesday, March 11, 2014 at 7:00am 3/11/2014 at 7:00am

From Henry:

Snagged this right outside the local hippie supermarket… heh heh.

Forgot to mention that it was taken right outside the local hippie supermarket in Ojai, CA.

Which is the perfect excuse to run this:

See what I did there?


Carter Reagan

Posted by  ▪  Sunday, March 9, 2014 at 7:00am 3/9/2014 at 7:00am

From J spotted in Charlottesville, VA.

Looks like someone didn’t get the memo, that dissent is no longer patriotic, and that anyone who speaks out against Dear Leader must be dealt with in ways that He would never consider dealing with tyrannical foreign leaders (cough, cough, Crimea, anyone)?

Bumper Sticker - Charlottesville VA - Van Liberty

Bumper Sticker - Charlottesville VA - Van Change


Critical Deficit

Posted by  ▪  Saturday, March 8, 2014 at 7:00am 3/8/2014 at 7:00am

From Rosalie:

Spotted this at a red light while vacationing in Venice, Florida.

I thought it was a good one and certainly true.

Keep up the good work!


Texas shall not be infringed

Posted by  ▪  Friday, March 7, 2014 at 7:00am 3/7/2014 at 7:00am

From Joe:

This sicker is on a minivan outside of Houston.

The H sticker next to it is about Henry Rifles.

He got it.


Pure Genius

Posted by  ▪  Thursday, March 6, 2014 at 7:00am 3/6/2014 at 7:00am

From Einstein:

On a car in Portland Oregon no less.

The times be returning, they be returning.


And you are proud of it?

Posted by  ▪  Tuesday, March 4, 2014 at 7:00am 3/4/2014 at 7:00am

Spotted at the Wegmans parking lot in Ithaca last weekend.

Part of a series.

Bumper Sticker - Ithaca - 99 percent No Frackin


Your News Media

Posted by  ▪  Monday, March 3, 2014 at 7:00am 3/3/2014 at 7:00am

Hi Professor,

My husband and I spotted this pickup truck in Kingsland, Camden County, Georgia today.

Thought you’d enjoy the bumper stickers. I don’t know who he is, but he’s a man after my own heart!

We both enjoy your blog tremendously. Thank you for all you do.

God bless,


Bumper Sticker - Kingsland GA - News Media close up


Missed a spot

Posted by  ▪  Wednesday, February 26, 2014 at 7:00am 2/26/2014 at 7:00am

Herbie from Chicago sends this along:

Spotted in an Evanston, Illinois parking lot.

Someone apparently changed hiser mind about the Veep and Vice-Veep.

Looks like s/he missed a spot:

Bumper Sticker - Evanston IL - torn obama sticker close up


Take Pride In What You Do

Posted by  ▪  Sunday, February 16, 2014 at 7:30am 2/16/2014 at 7:30am

From Danelle:

When one bumper sticker covers everything​!

Found this one today at an archery match in Ft Stockton, Texas.


Shut the Smug Up

Posted by  ▪  Saturday, February 15, 2014 at 7:00am 2/15/2014 at 7:00am

Spotted by The Wife in Ithaca.

(No, she did not key the car, but she thought about it.)


Before and After

Posted by  ▪  Sunday, January 26, 2014 at 7:30am 1/26/2014 at 7:30am

The featured image above is before reader Kenneth edited it to add his own view, below.

Professor Jacobson-

Thought you would appreciate this Jetta I witnessed at the grocery store in MA today.

Edited, and unedited, attached.

Bumper Stickers - Massachusetts - Coexist edited


Don’t, stop, thinkin’ about tomorrow

Posted by  ▪  Thursday, January 23, 2014 at 7:00am 1/23/2014 at 7:00am

Reader bumper sticker submissions have been slow lately.

So I was glad to get this one from Katherine,

Taken in Lake City, Florida.


Pride Parade

Posted by  ▪  Friday, January 3, 2014 at 7:30am 1/3/2014 at 7:30am

From a reader in Texas

Hi Prof-

thought you might like these.

On a military base in San Antonio


If you lead, we will follow

Posted by  ▪  Tuesday, December 31, 2013 at 7:00am 12/31/2013 at 7:00am

Taken by my son in Pikesville, MD


The Full Massy

Posted by  ▪  Monday, December 30, 2013 at 7:00am 12/30/2013 at 7:00am

From Deb:

Saw the car in the Canton MA (ICYDK, southwest suburb of Boston) Shaw’s parking lot.