As we prepare to enter the new millennium’s version of the “Roaring 20’s,” here is a fun look at my top posts on the various topics I normally cover for Legal Insurrection.
1. Top “She Blinded Me with Science” Post
In a break from my typical #ClimateCrisis selection, here is a January piece on the Earth’s Magnetic field shifting . . . and the American press scrambling to connect this development to the government shutdown.
2 Top “I’ve Got a Fever” Post
When I signed on to Legal Insurrection in 2012, little did I realize my expertise in infectious diseases would come in handy. While I have spent a good portion of this year covering a continuing series of measles outbreaks, the piece that started it all in 2019 featured reports of typhus in Los Angeles.
I will note that my story about leprosy as a potential LA health threat might be a useful reference in 2020.
I’ve got a fever and the only prescription is more Legal Insurrection.
3. Top “Rant Against Our Media Overlords” Post
My personal website (Temple of Mut) was temporarily blocked from being linked in Facebook. The reason I was given: The website did not meet community standards. True . . . if your community consists merely of climate-change cultists and gender justice warriors.
4. Top “Cry in My Beer” Post
Trump Derangement Syndrome was on tap when a report indicated that the industry has seen the loss of over 40,000 jobs, and the industry was blaming President Donald Trump’s tariffs. However, more current news reveals that American farmers are expanding their hops fields, in response to a surging craft beer market.
In other words, the #FakeNews report was all suds and no beer. However, that was the post in which I introduced Legal Insurrection to the “Temple of Mut Porch of Drunkeness”. Surely, this will be a fan favorite for years to come.
5. Top “Greenland for #51” Post
Perhaps my favorite of President Donald Trump’s foreign policy moves this year was feeling out if a purchase of the natural-resource-rich Greenland were possible. I would love it to become the 51st state, with Trump City as its capital.
Greenland in 10 years. pic.twitter.com/akqWowauyu
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 15, 2019
6. Top “San Francisco, the Crapper of California” Post
While the story about San Francisco’s poop app was a very popular read this year, my post on the city attempting to tag the NRA as a “Domestic Terrorist Organization” shows why that city is going down the drain.
7. Top “Star Wars” Post
Mark Hamill, the famous Star Wars actor, took to Twitter to deride Ivanka Trump after she posted an adorable picture with her son dressed as an Imperial Stormtrooper, thus sealing my choice of “Star Trek” as my favorite science fiction franchise.
— Leslie Eastman (@Mutnodjmet) September 30, 2019
#GoForceYourself: Star Wars Star Mark Hamill Calls Ivanka Trump a ‘Fraud’ After She Posts Tweet of Her Kid in Costume
8. Top “Let the Liberal Tears Flow” Post
In one of my last posts of the year, I note that Santa delivers some exceptionally good economic news, revealing that Trump is guilty of use of office and obstruction of recession.
Based on the data points, I can project even more #FakeNews, bad science, disease outbreaks, Trump Derangement Syndrome, liberal tears, and beer in 2020. Live long and prosper!DONATE
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