For three bucks, you too can have dinner with Barack Obama.  You may be the winner already!

But wait, there’s more.

You get to pay several hundred dollars in taxes!

But call within the next ten minutes and you will get whine with dinner, because Romney is flush with cash and Obama is not:

as of the end of July, the Romney campaign had $185.9 million on hand, compared with $123.7 million for the Obama campaign. These totals include the campaigns, their respective national party committees and joint victory funds that raise money for both.

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