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Obama serving whine at next dinner raffle

Obama serving whine at next dinner raffle

For three bucks, you too can have dinner with Barack Obama.  You may be the winner already!

But wait, there’s more.

You get to pay several hundred dollars in taxes!

But call within the next ten minutes and you will get whine with dinner, because Romney is flush with cash and Obama is not:

as of the end of July, the Romney campaign had $185.9 million on hand, compared with $123.7 million for the Obama campaign. These totals include the campaigns, their respective national party committees and joint victory funds that raise money for both.

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An Obama dinner raffle is like a nuclear war. The only way to win is to not participate.

But he’ll make up for it in volume…

After it was revealed he hadn’t even MET with his “Jobs Counsel” in many weeks, the Administration let it be known Pres. Paracosm had a lot on his plate.

Or rather, “plates”. The several-thousand-dollar a plate fund-raisers he does before anything else.

It’ll be all right. The taxpayers will make up the difference!

Want some cheese with that whine?

Obama serving whine, For three bucks

Such a deal. A “three-bucks” chuck*

*Just what is Two-Buck Chuck? It seems to me that it is several things. On one level it is a line of California chardonnay, merlot, cabernet sauvignon and sauvignon blanc, made from surplus wine, bought up in bulk, bottled under the Charles Shaw label and sold exclusively at Trader Joe’s stores nationally. In California it goes for $1.99 — hence the nickname. In 11 other states where it is sold it will set you back from $2.99 to $3.39. (A sign at a New Jersey store calls it Three-Buck Chuck, but that doesn’t have quite the same ring, does it?)

some towns are now getting a little ticked off that they aren’t getting reimbursed for holding obama fundraising events.

so he’s spending more that he takes in. can anyone think of a better metaphor for obama economic policy.

Wow! This sounds exciting! I wonder what Michelle will be serving for a pâté?

Dinner discussion topic: colossal imbecilic morons.

What say you Mr. Zero?

2016: Obama’s America is an excellent movie, and the fundraising numbers are showing that the vetting that this movie does (and also via other non-traditional media sources)is finally being accomplished. It’s nice to see that Americans are now “down-sizing” Obama, instead of the reverse.

The movie features Obama’s anti-colonialist attitudes, which seemingly colors ALL his foreign policy tactics. It also highlights his close relation ship with American Communist Party member Frank Davis (not a composite mentor, though Obama tries to obscure his identity in the “autobiographies”.

The movie also shows an interview with George Obama, whose appreciation for the benefits of capitalism and inherent sense of self-responsibility and dignity are in stark contrast with his half-brother.

The last 3-1/2 years have been very good years for the sour grapes of Vitis obama.

crypticenigma | August 21, 2012 at 1:00 pm

I heard Obama has taken on a second job as the tooth fairy….in an attempt to try and redistribute “steal” childrens money for their teeth. There was an opening for the easter Bunny but he declined due to the religious overtones.

By the way I also heard our celebrity in chief will be at the ribbon cutting ceremony for a new IRS building…however you must pay a $15.00 cover fee (donation) to his campaign.

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