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IJ Review Special: How To Get Revenge With A Football by Marco Rubio

IJ Review Special: How To Get Revenge With A Football by Marco Rubio

Water bottle hardest hit

The same minds that brought you Ted Cruz’s machine gun bacon, Lindsey Graham experimenting with the best ways to destroy a cell phone after Donald Trump gave his phone number to a raucous crowd, and Ann Romney’s tips for on being a freakin’ awesome grandma, bring you “How To Get Revenge with a Football” by Marco Rubio.

Cameos include Sen. Cory Gardner, CNN Commentator S.E. Cupp, Rep. Trey Gowdy, Dr. Ben Carson, WMAL’s Larry O’Connor, and more.

Benny Johnson writes:

Any presidential candidate, no matter how seasoned, can fall off the stage, get hit with a pancake, liberate Poland, look like a dork or just scream.

GOP presidential candidate Marco Rubio learned the perils of the campaign trail gaffe this summer in Iowa, when he hit 4-year-old Iowan Brody Dill in the face with a football.

Some say it was Brody’s fault, some Rubio’s, but it really did not matter. The Internet had its GIF-able moment:

Aside from smacking a kiddo in the face last summer, Rubio’s football creds are legit. He played on a football scholarship to Tarkio College and returns home frequently to coach youth football. His advice to the youngsters? “Always have fun.”

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legacyrepublican | January 26, 2016 at 3:13 pm

He certainly stopped his campaign from “spiraling” out of control after a “face plant.” Well “received” by all who watch this video!

    He’s still a serial liar. He is also against due process protections from young men on campuses. Apparently doesn’t care much for the rule of law in any venue when you get right down to it.

Did anyone else catch the Wilhelm Scream at about 1:28?

    Kondor77 in reply to Casey. | January 26, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    It’s a pretty funny video with great cameos.

    Best part is, they never show the ‘long shot’ of the kid actually catching the pass. Either Marco can’t drop it in the bucket or the kid is that god awful. Probably a combination of both.

P.S. The link to the machine-gun bacon video actually goes to the awesome grandma video as well. And Ann was awesome. 🙂

This voter will “pass” on Rubio and go for the “Statue of Liberty” play with Cruz.

ANOTHER Rubio Commercial?

Well you can Dial 1 for English
Dial 2 for Rubio
What used to be Legal Insurrection
Is now The Marky-Mark Show
They’re hopin you forget Chuck Schumer
And forget about the Gang of Eight
It’s like they’re fluffin’ up a fellow with an STD
To be your next blind date
So see through ruse, stay on top of the news
Be wise, just say Hell no!
No more Amnesty in 2016
And no illegals from Rubio

    Ragspierre in reply to DaMav. | January 26, 2016 at 5:12 pm

    “They’re hopin you forget Chuck Schumer”

    Apparently, Duh Donald has some precious, precious memories…

    “I’ve always had a good relationship with Nancy Pelosi and was close to Chuck Schumer in many ways.”

    And, just EEEEWWWWW….

So nice to see a politician with a sense of humor.

This might be the best thing to come out of the 2016 campaign.

Let’s not overplay the “football scholarship” that chubby little sweat-disordered Marco got to Tarkio College in the year it became defunct.

There is something about Marco, Everytime he talks, it seems like a much practiced speech. He has the look of someone who is trying to “Con,” us.

This is my favorite so far.