Pro-gun Group Approves of #CocksForGlocks Protest
In the most trolltastic of fashions
Led by a former student, a group called “Cocks for Glocks” passed out more than 4,500 dildos to protest the newly implemented Campus Carry law at the University of Texas in Austin.
Pro-gun group, Texas Students for Concealed Carry on Campus, responded to the protest with their own version of the “coexist” sticker.
The Houston Chronicle reported:
A pro-gun group that advocates for the concealed carry of handguns by Texas college students says that it approves of recent protests involving sex toys.
Students for Concealed Carry released a statement early Wednesday saying they embraced dildo use by University of Texas at Austin students this week, who are protesting the controversial campus carry law. The regulation took effect Aug. 1, 2016, and allows students and staff with concealed carry licenses to bring firearms to campus.
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Brian Bensimon, Texas state director of Students for Concealed Carry, said in a statement, “If carrying a phallus to class helps you express yourself, go for it. We welcome this demonstration that freedom of speech and concealed carry of handguns can coexist on the same campus.”
The concealed-carry group even started a web store touting the “Gun Dildo Alliance” with shirts and stickers for sale.
But Bensimon did say that the dildos should only be used for recreational or political purposes while on campus, lest the group get into hot water with school officials. The sex toys violate the school’s obscenity clause, to boot.
“Using a dildo as a defensive weapon could classify it as a ‘club,’ which, under Texas law, is illegal to carry in public and constitutes a felony if carried into a building on campus,” the group’s statement says.
“Although SCC’s (Students for Concealed Carry) opinion shouldn’t be taken as legal advice, we feel that Texas students are on pretty solid legal ground as long as they use their dildos only as expressions of free speech or for the manufacturers’ intended purpose,” the statement continues.
You too can purchase a sticker or shirt from the Gun/Dildo Alliance at UT store, here.
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Comments
The dildo should be mounted on the barrel so it can be fired like a grenade launcher.
Obviously a job for Q, the gadget maker for James Bond = making a dildo that converts, when needed, into a firearm.
Now that would be concealed carry!
For years the antis have been saying that gun owners substitute one for another.
It’s the anti-gun crowd that uses the dildos. The pro-gun folks don’t need ’em.
However, your choice determines whether it is you or the attacker who gets…well…screwed.
Mockery of the highest order. Beautiful. Kudos gentlemen, kudos.
Not QUITE as epic my idea from the prior post, but still fantastic nonetheless.
I wonder if a person were to hold out some of the previously suggested giant dildos if they could be charged with “brandishing.”
I wonder how soon it will be before one of the anti-gunners starts screaming “sexual harassment.”
I reason that the dildo-wielders are sexually harassing the concealed carriers.
Quick! I must flee to my Safe Place. Where is my blankie? Where is my Teddy>
In April 2016, 18 year old UT student Haruka Weiser was murdered on this very campus. She would most likely be alive today if she had been armed.
These dildo demonstrators feed their self-righteous pride while ignoring the real victims who could be alive today if they had exercised the rights opposed by the demonstrators.
Lets see, a historical paining of Native Americans and French Fur traders is harmful, but waiving a plastic phallus is ok?? The world of higher education is now entering the twilight zone…
So “Cocks for Glocks” was passing out dildos? Ewwwwww, I’d want to know where those things had been before touching one.
Kemberlee, the CCW-on-campus protest was called “Cocks Not Glocks”.
“Cocks For Glocks” sounds like some kind of strange gun turn-in/buy-back program for transgendered men who are biologically female. 😉
Well played. Well played. (golf clap).
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see her.
I’m willing to bet that most of those dildos won’t get carried around as a form of protest every day.
I can’t decide if though…if someone does carry one around to class every day, is that a sign that you should stay away from them or date them?