There He Goes Again: Biden Falsely Claims ‘First Job Offer’ Came From Idaho Lumber Company
“Biden said at a wildfire-focused event in Idaho Monday that his ‘first job offer’ came from the local lumber and wood-products business Boise Cascade, but the company says it has ‘no record’ of that being true.”
Joe Biden has always had a questionable relationship with the truth and is known not only for the blatant plagiarism that derailed one of his many failed presidential campaigns but for being a teller of tall tales, a liar.
In addition to the sorts of lies (poll-based flip-flops) we expect and for some reason grudgingly accept from politicians (i.e. Biden’s numerous lies about not/banning fracking, not backing federal vaccine mandates, not taxing the middle classes, and etc.), Biden actually fabricates events to make himself look better.
He does this often. Recently, Biden falsely claimed that FJB hecklers in New Jersey, who were clear about their disgust and anger about Biden’s disastrous and deadly Afghanistan debacle, were really worried about his climate change policies. Surreal.
Biden is now clearly faltering mentally, but he’s always been a doofus windbag who spun crazy stories and lied through his teeth.
That hasn’t changed as he decided to lie about “his first job offer” from an Idaho lumber company . . . that has no record of a Biden offer, application, or hire.
President Biden said at a wildfire-focused event in Idaho Monday that his “first job offer” came from the local lumber and wood-products business Boise Cascade, but the company says it has “no record” of that being true.
Biden, who is renowned for sharing memories that did not happen, said that he regularly mentioned the job offer to his Senate colleague from Idaho, the late Democratic Sen. Frank Church.
“I used to tell Frank Church this, I got a — my first job offer, where I wanted — my wife, deceased wife and I wanted to move to Idaho because we — not a joke — it’s such a beautiful, beautiful state. And I interviewed for a job at Boise Cascade,” Biden said.
He added: “And in the meantime there was a war going on. Anyway. But the whole point was that I used to always kid Frank.”
But Boise Cascade spokeswoman Lisa Tschampl told The Post, “We have no record of President Biden’s application or of him having worked for the company. “
Tschampl said that “we checked our system internally and nothing has turned up.”
Was this non-existent first-ever job offer, a Biden “truth over facts” claim that would be bizarre even to Orwell, supposedly before or after his fun summer as a lifeguard urging little black children to play with his leg hair?
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Nothing about this clown is real.
The only thing real is the button in the back room that turns the audio on and off.
Handmade tales.
Whatever you say, President Dipsh*t.
He spends most of his time sawing logs now.
TRANSCRIPT: PRES JOE BIDEN – MEETING WITH IDAHO FOREST FIGHTERS
BIDEN: I like to saw logs. Hairy logs. Big hairy logs. The sort of logs children like. I often dream about children and logs. Big logs. Big logs that come from tall trees that stick straight up to the sky, like we have here in Idaho.. When I was a teenager, I worked as a life guard in a public pool in the hood. My daddy, whose church I grew up in in Delaware, got me the job because he knew I was destined to save black children, and we all know black children can’t swim.
I used to show all the little black boys and girls how to log-roll. They were beautiful little boys and girls, all black, and clean and articulate, too.
So, I’d lay my big hairy long in the pool and show the kids how to roll it. They would watch, fascinated. Fascinated. Couldn’t take their eyes off me as I rolled my log in that pool full of beautiful, clean and articulate black kids. It was like a dream, man a dream!
And so all the big lumber companies used to send scouts out to find the best log rollers, you know. And so there I was, rolling my log in front of a bunch of black kids, and this guy from Boise Cascade was watching and comes up and says, “Man, you’re the best log roller I’ve ever seen. You have a future in log rolling, son. How about a contract with Boise Cascade?”
Well, I was flattered, and it was tempting, but my daddy, the Reverend Martin Luther King, said, no, you can’t live your dream, you have another calling. You must save black children, so you have to remain a life guard at the Che Guevara pool.
So, I sacrificed my dream so that I could save little black kids, and that’s what I’m all about. That’s what I have been doing the best part of 80 years now.
And that’s why I want all the little black and brown children to get vaccinated? The brown children are not really black children, but they are half-way there, so maybe they can get just the first shot and not the second. And if they don’t, well, their mommy’s and daddy’s will just have to lose their jobs because it’s the right thing to do to protect the vaccinated.
And to help get things rolling, the first 1,000 little black boys and girls to get vaccinated can sit on my lap and rub the hair on my legs while I sniff their hair. Man, talk about a dream! Some people have a dream, but that’s MY dream.
Say, that’s a nice flannel shirt. Wanna come over hear so I can touch it?
Biden the Lumber Jack. that’s hilarious! I bet when he was a little boy he chopped down a cherry tree.
Biden the lumberjack
He’s okay.
He sleeps all night and
He works all day…
Good one! Two thumbs up.
He sleeps all night
And half of the day…
@GWB
Two thumbs up for accuracy.
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK,
He sleeps all night and he sleeps all day.
He fucks things up,
He eats ice cream,
Cuz he’s the President.
Hunter can do anything,
If Joe gets ten percent.
At some point, and it might be approaching fast, everyone will see he isn’t making any sense in any conversation. The 9/11 produced transcript with him and NPR reporter is constantly changing direction with no thought ever finished.
With all due respect, none of this matters. He is a liar and always has been.
He is part of the domestic enemy who is engaged in a war against our Constitutional government and the free society. We had better focus on the war. We are under attack. All totalitarians lie.
Biden’s alzheimers has progressed to the point where there’s no longer a line between telling the truth and making shit up. He probably believes what he is saying.
He was a liar long before alzheimers. He makes the msm look like a piker when it comes to lies. And they’ve been big time liars for a looooong time.
Yes, indeed!
F J B !
And everyone that voted for him!
When Biden says it’s not a joke, it’s a joke.
“…like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.’
Grampa Simpson doing his impression of Joe Biden.
Every single person in the media and the establishment who damn well knew the cognitive decline of Biden yet pushed his candidacy anyway must be exiled from any position of influence. The man isn’t capable of meeting the strains and demands of the office.
Hey, once we realized that AOC was nothing but the brainless, cute-chick, front-facing celebrity face of a socialist cabal of political Marxist puppeteers, it was crystal clear that it would hit the Oval Office sooner or later.
More ramblings from an old dotard
I thought his passing reference to “a war going on” was interesting. If Biden took the job, he would lose his student deferment. Better to apply to law school and stay home, safe and sound.
Slow Joe has been telling lies for over 40 years. Ask Neal Kinnock.
Yet him and his Bimbo in Waiting got the most votes in history, campaigning from his basement!?!
Come on, man!
It was Boise Cascade who gave Joe that job driving the 18-wheeler!
Yes, And he drove that 18-wheeler from Idaho to Pittsburgh, PA to the Tree of Life Synagogue to deliver a Christmas tree that Corn Pop and the gang bought as a show of solidarity after a mass shooting.
Will “The Onion” bring Diamond Joe back?
They offered him a job as a tree.
Probably the only thing he was qualified for.
“I saw wood all day” just wasn’t convincing enough.
Yeah, but other applicants ran rings around him.
Joe Biden working in forest products?
FJB
I’m older than Dementia Joe, and even in his prime, nobody would have trusted him with anything sharper than a pillow.
Fiction, fantasy — it’s all the same to Xi-den.
The implications of our nation being led by a tottering, feeble, dim-witted, mendacious, Chinese communist-installed dotard/vassal/puppet are grave, indeed.
Xi-den has one feet in the grave and the Grim Reaper’s scythe an inch away from his face.
This dope shuffles laboriously over to his podium — step by plodding, leaden step — and, when he finally reaches it, he exudes all the exhausted relief and triumph of a man who has scaled Mount Everest in record time.
This comes from the same guy who last week was a weatherman and called a tornado…..you know the thing.
You mean the guy who runs that outfit over there?
Didn’t he work for Kellogg’s making Corn Pops?
This is the new York post we are talking about. Not exactly a bastion of high quality journalism, and oddly enough the NYP failed to mention in it’s quote that Boise Cascade doesn’t have employment records going as far back as needed to show whether or not Biden is telling the truth or not.
I would pretty much say that the NYP is toilet paper.
Just mixing memories, move on. Actually his first job offer was to drive an 18 wheeler, along with his coal miner father to that Synagogue, where he had to fight CornPop behind the barn of the lumber factory, while taking his third PhD magna cum laude.
And then, later that same morning…
Joe and Jill went up the hill…
……both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50….that filthy whore!
H/T to Dice Clay
Nice one Scooter!
LOL I can just see Biden singing “The Lumberjack Song” from the Monty Python skit. “I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…”
He named his blue ox “Kamala”
“Mendacious dull-witted feeble dotard”
+1
“tottering, feeble, dim-witted, mendacious, Chinese communist-installed dotard/vassal/puppet”
CRS acting up today…..couldn’t remember it all.
Bravo! Ridicule is our best weapon. Make him and those that enable him uncomfortable.
You certainly have a way with words!!
A sandwich shy of a picnic
Quarter bubble out of plumb
One pot sticker shy of dim-sum
Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
220V bulb in a 120V socket
Not firing on all cylinders
Wheel’s spinning but hamster’s dead
220V bulb in a 120V socket
That’s backwards.
How in the world can someone this stupid and immoral feed off the American taxpayers this long?
How could he survive doing any other job?
So, his dad got him a job as a lifeguard, but his first job offer was a lumber company? And he was married at the time? So someone was living off of someone else during their college years….
Yeah, the guy’s personal “history” is just a mash of baloney. Oy vey.
“I had wood, big wood! And then all the little boys and girls, and my leg hairs were standing tall like my wood.”
— Joe Biden
Peak f’ing clown world.