NASCAR recently announced, to the glee of the left, that a “noose” had been found in racer Bubba Wallace’s garage, but people were skeptical since there was no release of a photo of said noose nor of the security cams that cover every inch of these bays that contain millions of dollars worth of cars and parts.

For example, there was speculation that the “noose” was a rope used on every bay door for the purpose of lowering it easily.


In response to perfectly reasonable questions about the noose claim, NASCAR and Wallace reportedly called such queries hurtful and offensive.

To no one’s surprise, the NASCAR “noose” in Bubba Wallace’s garage bay turned out to be #FakeNoose.

Ultimately, inevitably, the FBI concluded that there was no there there.

Here is the full statement:

“On Monday, fifteen FBI special agents conducted numerous interviews regarding the situation at Talladega Superspeedway.  After a thorough review of the facts and evidence surrounding this event, we have concluded that no federal crime was committed.

The FBI learned that garage number 4, where the noose was found, was assigned to Bubba Wallace last week.  The investigation also revealed evidence, including authentic video confirmed by NASCAR, that the noose found in garage number 4 was in that garage as early as October 2019.  Although the noose is now known to have been in garage number 4 in 2019, nobody could have known Mr. Wallace would be assigned to garage number 4 last week.

The decision not to pursue federal charges is proper after reviewing all available facts and all applicable federal laws. We offer our thanks to NASCAR, Mr. Wallace, and everyone who cooperated with this investigation.”

Plays on #FakeNews were inevitable, of course, as were comparisons to the fakery of Jussie Smollett.

You do have to wonder why people have to work so hard to #FakeHate in a country they claim is racist to its core.  And you really have to wonder what NASCAR is thinking with its pandering to the “woke” mob.

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