Top 11 Reasons The NY Times Will Not Hire Me

The NY Times is on a hiring spree for its Op-Ed pages, purporting to get more diversity of opinion.

As Byron York puts it:

Seeking diversity, NYT editorial page wants anti-Trump opinion from left, right, and center.

Don’t expect the NY Times to hire me. Why?

I explained in 2010, and the reasons still apply, Top 10 Reasons The NY Times Will Not Hire Me:

… My first post would be something along the lines of “Frank Rich and Charles Blow Suck, but MoDo Sure Does Have a Great Facebook Photo.”The NY Times and The Washington Post only are interested in liberal bloggers, and token “nice” conservatives, like Ross Douthat.By contrast, I would be a real troublemaker. And they know it.Here are the top 10 reasons The NY Times will not hire me:10. Charles Blow Is The New Frank Rich9. Count Frankula’s Blood Lust8. Brooks Back On Board The Obama Ship Of State7. Paul Krugman, The Series6. Come And Get Your Unpaid NY Times Internship5. NY Times Finds Something “Buried” So “Deep” I Posted About It Months Ago4. NY Times: Anyone Who Disagrees With Us On Immigration Is A Racist Xenophobe3. NY Times — The Orphan Who Killed Its Parents2. Where Is The Video Of NY Times Editors Butchering The News?and the Number 1 reason The NY Times will not hire me:

1. I’m Seething Over The NY Times Calling Me Seething

There is one new reason they wouldn’t hire me.

I would forever remind them of the Supreme Court nominee who got away.

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