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Top 11 Reasons The NY Times Will Not Hire Me

Top 11 Reasons The NY Times Will Not Hire Me

Added to the 2010 Top 10 list: I would forever remind them of the Supreme Court nominee who got away.

The NY Times is on a hiring spree for its Op-Ed pages, purporting to get more diversity of opinion.

As Byron York puts it:

Seeking diversity, NYT editorial page wants anti-Trump opinion from left, right, and center.

Don’t expect the NY Times to hire me. Why?

I explained in 2010, and the reasons still apply, Top 10 Reasons The NY Times Will Not Hire Me:

… My first post would be something along the lines of “Frank Rich and Charles Blow Suck, but MoDo Sure Does Have a Great Facebook Photo.”

The NY Times and The Washington Post only are interested in liberal bloggers, and token “nice” conservatives, like Ross Douthat.

By contrast, I would be a real troublemaker. And they know it.

Here are the top 10 reasons The NY Times will not hire me:

10. Charles Blow Is The New Frank Rich
9. Count Frankula’s Blood Lust
8. Brooks Back On Board The Obama Ship Of State
7. Paul Krugman, The Series
6. Come And Get Your Unpaid NY Times Internship
5. NY Times Finds Something “Buried” So “Deep” I Posted About It Months Ago
4. NY Times: Anyone Who Disagrees With Us On Immigration Is A Racist Xenophobe
3. NY Times — The Orphan Who Killed Its Parents
2. Where Is The Video Of NY Times Editors Butchering The News?

and the Number 1 reason The NY Times will not hire me:

1. I’m Seething Over The NY Times Calling Me Seething

There is one new reason they wouldn’t hire me.

I would forever remind them of the Supreme Court nominee who got away.

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Rick the Curmudgeon | April 16, 2017 at 11:27 pm


Seeking diversity, NYT editorial page wants anti-Trump opinion from left, right, and center.

Want’s “diversity”, but not “diversity diversity.”

No. 12: you won’t lie for them.

No. 12. You have a brain and threaten to use it.

Or you refuse to begin your editorial …” ONCE UPON A TIME ” … Like all good fairy tales start

Who would want to work for that commie rag in the first place?

So the NYT is the Menendez Bros?

notamemberofanyorganizedpolicital | April 17, 2017 at 2:27 pm

Professor, methinks that’s the highest recommendation the New York Crimes paper can give.

I think the best reason is the reason you won’t work for them; as that famous Marxist (Groucho) once said, “I would never join a club that would have me as a member.”

The NYT doesn’t hire people who are 1/4 Veit. It’s full-blooded or take a hike.

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