Speeches, panels, candidate selfies, cocktail hours, and parties are the lifeblood of CPAC, the annual conservative conference.

But what really happens at CPAC? Our good friends at Ben Howe Creative published what might be the most important CPAC video EVER:

As productive a trip at CPAC was this year, I’m happy to be back in the land of normal schedules, temperate climates, and puppy snuggles.

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