These students are my new heroes.

• Oberlin College Choir Creates Brilliant Musical Parody About ‘Triggered’ Students

I think there should be a choir like this at every school.

Perhaps we should start with Boston University.

• Newly Hired Boston University Prof Bashes Whites and Men on Twitter
• Boston University Responds to Prof’s Racist Tweets Aimed at White Men
• Boston University Prof Regrets Disparaging Comments About Whites and Men

Opportunity is everywhere.

• University’s Report Says a Room Full of White People is a Microaggression
• University Diversity Officer Claims Minority Women Can’t be Racist

Because everyone is offended by everything.

• Dartmouth Students Demand Resignation of Gay Black Student Body President
• University in Wales Bans the Bible for ‘Not Being Multicultural Enough’
• Catholic University Investigated for Offending Muslims With Crosses

What could be the reason for all of these problems?

• Commencement Speakers 6 Times More Likely to be Liberal than Conservative
• Kirsten Powers: How Liberals Have Ruined College

Don’t let all this news make you unhappy.

• Prager University Explains The Happiness Equation

Have you noticed that divestment activists aren’t very reasonable?

• Edinburgh University Rejects Divestment From All Fossil Fuels
• Edinburgh University Students Occupy Building to Protest Decision on Fossil Fuel Divestment

It was a big week for the higher ed bubble.

• Brookstone College of Business to Close
• College Enrollment Down 2% Over Last Year
• The Class of 2015 is the Most Indebted in History

Done and done.

• If You Start College Make Sure to Finish
• 94-Year-Old Man Graduates 75 Years After Beginning College

Compare and contrast.

• UVA Dean Sues Rolling Stone for Defamation
• University of Minnesota Student’s Claim of Being Raped at Knifepoint Falls Apart

ISIS on campus.

• Somali-American College Students From Minnesota Charged With Conspiring to Join ISIS

Life in a cocoon.

• Students at the University of Manchester Get to Nap in Sleeping Pods

Free speech?

• Muscatine Comm. College Students File Suit After School Intimidates Student Newspaper
• Judge Rules School Can’t Punish Student for Idle Threat on Facebook

Creepy 101.

• Required Nudity in College Art Class Causes Uproar

You don’t say.

• Life as a Conservative on Campus isn’t Easy

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