Biden to Release Memoir About His Time as President
“It’s about the challenges we faced as a nation, about the decisions I made, and why I made them.”
President Joe Biden has a memoir coming out in November.
Promise Me, America is about Biden’s presidency.
I’ve written a book about my time as President. It’s called PROMISE ME, AMERICA. It’s coming out November 17th and is available for preorder now. https://t.co/uMINr9efxS@littlebrown pic.twitter.com/yzWfZyD31A
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 15, 2026
Yeah…totally.
“It’s about the challenges we faced as a nation, about the decisions I made, and why I made them,” stressed Biden.
I’m not lying when I say Biden stressed that sentence. He literally bolded and italicized the I’s in that sentence.
“Leading the country through COVID, rebuilding our economy and restoring our democracy after the attack on January 6th, ending our nation’s longest war in Afghanistan, strengthening NATO, and supporting Ukraine,” added Biden. “It’s about why I chose to run for re-election and why I chose to step aside.”
Yeah…you totally made all those decisions. Also, we’re a republic, not a democracy.
Look, the majority of celebrities and politicians use ghostwriters for their memoirs.
However, the ghostwriter needs to conduct numerous interviews with the subject to write the book.
Give me a break. The audio and transcripts in the Robert Hur tapes showed that this man couldn’t have anything to do with a book.
Hur admitted that Biden kept classified materials and read them to his ghostwriter.
That’s why I only want to read about Biden “dropping” out of the 2024 presidential race. I’d love to hear what the person who dictated the book has to say about that.
Jill Biden already released her memoir, but that went nowhere. The book quickly disappeared from The New York Times bestseller list.
The publication placed a dagger mark next to the title on the list because it suspected bulk orders.
It debuted at #1 on the NYT due to astroturfed bulk orders (not my opinion it got the infamous † indicating this) and is now *completely* off the list 2 weeks later. Very rare for a "#1" to fall that fast. Virtually no one except political reporters are actually reading it. https://t.co/dUU8kswlDN
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) June 27, 2026
Promise Me, America comes out on November 17, which probably makes Democrats happy. They don’t have to worry about it before midterms.
We’ve seen Democrats drag out President Barack Obama and others on campaign trails. But after they’ve kept the Bidens far away since they dropped him in July 2024.
Considering the Democrats abandoned the Bidens, I doubt his White House handlers participated in this book.
If Jill had a heavy hand in the memoir…it could be spicy and petty, especially the part about the election.
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The old man’s out of money, I guess a quick 1 million bucks is in his future.
According to the NY Times it’s $10 million and he already has it since that is the advance. I doubt they will sell the 1.5 million copies to cover that advance so it will probably be all of it.
Was the contract with the publisher signed by the AutoPen? Inquiring minds would like to know.
Which percentage of the first edition gets bought by labor unions as a way to launder campaign money, and what percentage goes on the remainder table at B&N?
With a big, orange “50% OFF!” sticker over his squinty., grinning face.
Should have named the book “Semi-autobiography Of A Grifting Potato.”
This is probably the least anticipated event in the history of book publishing; just another chapter in the saga of the worst President in the history of the United States.
You mean he actually remembers anything?
How much of it is plagerized?
Sorry wasn’t meant to but to be a reply.
He can’t remember anything so Jill will make some crap up. It will sell about 10 copies.
But it will be on the NYT Best Sellers list for months and the publisher will pay him a $30 million advance.
ALL these ‘memoirs’ sell about 10 actual copies.
It’s just blatant money laundering from their PACs and campaigns into their own pockets, and these book advances are just open political bribery.
They take a giant up front ‘advance’ for a book the leftist controlled publishers know has zero actual organic demand. Then they have their PACs, campaigns and ‘nonprofit’ NGOs buy the books in bulk to give away at events and as ‘donor gifts’.
Or just let them rot in a warehouse somewhere until they are quietly sold out the back door, pulped and recycled into toilet paper.
Is this from the Babylon Bee?
Working title: What, me Worry?
I’m skipping this one. I’m holding out for the Easter Bunny’s “tell-all” White House memoir. I hear there’s a bunch of spicy revelations in the “egg hunt” chapter.
Final title, “Where’s My Granddaughter?”
Can’t wait to get into line to NOT buy it; can’t hardly wait to NOT read it.
I hope it’s on real thin tissue like paper.
I wonder if we’ll finally find out what the Easter Bunny said to him.
1. “Don’t cry. There’s still some eggs over here.”
2. You can hold it. The bathroom’s this way.
3. No, you can’t smell my hair!
4. _____________________________.
Only way this will sell is if they print it on toilet paper.
“Memoir” …the jokes write themselves.
On a serious note, my mom’s mental decline mirrors Biden’s. Biden is probably ahead of her TBH. One of my nephews died in the past week or so and she can barely recall who he was or what it meant for him to die. She just can’t process it… and by process it, I mean the mental acuity to know that someone you love is dead and to start grieving. She ought to have been in tears, but those path ways are gone.
I say that not to pull heart strings, but as a real close look inside the elder abuse that was this past presidency. I think it’s unfortunate that Biden’s speech pathways were still intact while the rest was on the fast path to being gone. Of course his speech was probably not as good as presented since it was all a giant facade anyway.
Yeah, my dad was sharper than Biden and we’re putting him in a home for his dementia.
sorry to hear that.
I have been told its almost always an 18 month clock or less at that point.
Look no further than this video. From the tone and volume its very, VERY clear that they had to stitch together multiple different takes just to get a 2 minute long boiler plate video, and even THEN he’s unintelligible for half of it.
Very painful to watch and more painful to listen to. That’s for sure. The way he slurs his speech to the point they have to include captions so that viewers can understand what he’s saying is just sad.
Let me fix the title:
‘Jill Biden to Release Memoir About Her Time as Shadow President’
So we’re supposed to believe that “a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory” could actually remember enough to dictate / write a memoir? Well if that is true, perhaps he could be deposed on a few things…
Wonder if it will be shelved under Fantasy where it belongs. Oh, well. At least he’s still sharp as a tack. (please note I did not indicate which *end* of the tack)
Looking forward to how he addresses the Big Lie that apparently caused him to run.
Finally, a book shorter than the Amish telephone directory.
Like Andy above, my mom recently passed from complications of dementia. It was incredibly difficult as anyone who has gone through it knows. My heart goes out to you, Andy.
But that empathy does not extend to those who weaponize the disease for political advantage, nor does it excuse a life filled with corruption and actions that would have put any of us peons in prison.
Joe Biden was always a backstabbing, mean spirited, bloviating piece of 💩 that somehow managed to become president. Or should I say, cheated his way into the White House.
He was always on the left side of the Bell Curve, and morally unmoored. I’m sure that this book will be full of stories about how Beau died fighting alongside George S. Patton at Little Big Horn and other such nonsense.
What I want to know is how much of a cut of the residuals is the autopen getting. Now its (auto)biography I would read,
Will he send 10% down to Hunter for hookers and blow?
Hunter just scored a 1M plus. He’s not hurting. unfortunately.
“Four Years At Bernie’s”
It’s taken me a long time to decipher that Biden smirk, but I finally cracked it. “Hey pal, I can’t believe a stupid, venal corrupt guy like me can keep getting away with it, but there you have it, I have, and screw the lot of you. I win.”
Money laundering tithe Auto-Pen President
Thanks for letting the minions run amok
Do the crayons come with it or are the sold separately ?
Probably more authentic than anything Obama ever “wrote”..
You mean anything Obama had ghost written.
Actual “writing” would have been too much work for Barry. He and his dreadful wife have lived a life of no heavy lifting.
As least as it pertains to Mooch, certain photos suggest otherwise.
Written by Dr. Jill, no doubt. It belongs in the Children’s section.
And it’s all going to be written in crayon with Joe using the predictive text function to write it.
Joe and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a best selling memoir
Joe fell down like a clown
So Doctor Jill had to write it
Does it tell how large of a bribe Putin paid in order to get Biden to promise not to interfere in his conquest of Ukraine?
Furthermore, did the justice department confiscate the bribes that were deposited in Biden’s relatives bank accounts? If not then they should be charged with acting as an undeclared foreign agent.
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