Swan Bake – How Progressive Policies Result In Disturbing Meals

A scan of recent news reports indicates that progressive policies and woke antics have led to some very disturbing meal options.

To begin with, free-flowing immigration from third-world countries has resulted in three teens, refugees from Myanmar, slaughtering and eating one New York town’s swan mascot.

The three teens who are accused of kidnapping, murdering and eating a New York town’s beloved swan, Fay, for dinner last week were refugees from Myanmar, The Washington Free Beacon reported.The swan and her four babies were kidnapped from Manlius swan pond in Manlius, New York, last Saturday.Eman Hussan, 18, and his two accomplices were charged with felony grand larceny and criminal mischief. Hussan was seen smiling proudly at reporters when police took him into custody.The three criminals are refugees from Myanmar and attend high school in the Syracuse area, Manlius Police Sgt. Ken Hatter told the Washington Free Beacon.The teens risk deportation if found guilty. According to The Immigration and Nationality Act, offenders can be forcibly removed from the United States if they commit aggravated felonies or ‘crimes involving moral turpitude.’

The teens’ excuse was that they thought the swan was a duck.

Cops said Wednesday that the teens — three friends, ages 16, 17 and 18 — thought Faye was a duck before slaughtering her for their meal.“They did not know that it was a swan, and they did not know that it was not a wild animal, that it was actually owned by the Village of Manlius,” Manlius Police Sgt. Ken Hatter said.

Props to the boys, then, for at least knowing how to prepare game for eating. That might be a skill we may all want to learn soon.

Fun fact: If you Google Search “Eman Hussan” and “Myanmar,” you come up with no hit for any traditional American news publication. I will simply link to Mary Chastain’s post on Tucker Carlson’s first Twitter video episode, highlighting this obfuscation as another example of the disgraceful state of American journalism.

Next, Gaia-loving witches were caught on camera consuming a deer carcass.

A nurse and nature lover in Canada reportedly captured footage of what she said appeared to be “two witches holding a carcass-eating ritual” with a camera she set up near her home.”I don’t know what the heck was up with that,” Corinea Stanhope, 36, of Powell River, British Columbia, told Kennedy News. “It really freaked us out, it’s not something you see every day.”After coming across a deer carcass in a garden on her property, Stanhope explained that she set up the camera to surveil any animals that might take interest in the dead deer.”Me and my grandpa put up a trail camera to see if we could see animals, and we got a bobcat [on camera], which was pretty cool,” she said, but added that her 76-year-old grandfather Bob was horrified when he checked the footage and saw what appeared to be scantily-clad woman chomping down on the carcass at night.

Finally, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) President Ingrid Newkirk recently updated her will to include an intriguing request that when she dies, her remains should be grilled up with a side of onions.

“Flesh is flesh, and mine is given, not taken,” Newkirk said. “[T]he thought of carving up human flesh for steaks might be just the thing to jolt diners into kindness.”The request detailed a desire for her flesh to be “Carve[d] out and sear some of her flesh to fry up with onions for a human barbecue.” The will also asked for her body parts to be shipped off to various individuals and groups.PETA, the world’s largest animal rights organization, said, “the will ensures that even after her demise, Newkirk will continue to help animals and honors her commitment that ‘my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation.’”

All of these stories highlight the lack of respect for the rule of law, real faith, and genuine compassion for humanity. It turns out the fruit of woke ideology is both bitter and deadly.

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