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Swan Bake – How Progressive Policies Result In Disturbing Meals

Swan Bake – How Progressive Policies Result In Disturbing Meals

Town’s swan mascot is slaughtered and eaten by immigrants, naked witches eat deer carcass, and PETA President asks that her remains be grilled with a side of onions.

A scan of recent news reports indicates that progressive policies and woke antics have led to some very disturbing meal options.

To begin with, free-flowing immigration from third-world countries has resulted in three teens, refugees from Myanmar, slaughtering and eating one New York town’s swan mascot.

The three teens who are accused of kidnapping, murdering and eating a New York town’s beloved swan, Fay, for dinner last week were refugees from Myanmar, The Washington Free Beacon reported.

The swan and her four babies were kidnapped from Manlius swan pond in Manlius, New York, last Saturday.

Eman Hussan, 18, and his two accomplices were charged with felony grand larceny and criminal mischief. Hussan was seen smiling proudly at reporters when police took him into custody.

The three criminals are refugees from Myanmar and attend high school in the Syracuse area, Manlius Police Sgt. Ken Hatter told the Washington Free Beacon.

The teens risk deportation if found guilty. According to The Immigration and Nationality Act, offenders can be forcibly removed from the United States if they commit aggravated felonies or ‘crimes involving moral turpitude.’

The teens’ excuse was that they thought the swan was a duck.

Cops said Wednesday that the teens — three friends, ages 16, 17 and 18 — thought Faye was a duck before slaughtering her for their meal.

“They did not know that it was a swan, and they did not know that it was not a wild animal, that it was actually owned by the Village of Manlius,” Manlius Police Sgt. Ken Hatter said.

Props to the boys, then, for at least knowing how to prepare game for eating. That might be a skill we may all want to learn soon.

Fun fact: If you Google Search “Eman Hussan” and “Myanmar,” you come up with no hit for any traditional American news publication. I will simply link to Mary Chastain’s post on Tucker Carlson’s first Twitter video episode, highlighting this obfuscation as another example of the disgraceful state of American journalism.

Next, Gaia-loving witches were caught on camera consuming a deer carcass.

A nurse and nature lover in Canada reportedly captured footage of what she said appeared to be “two witches holding a carcass-eating ritual” with a camera she set up near her home.

“I don’t know what the heck was up with that,” Corinea Stanhope, 36, of Powell River, British Columbia, told Kennedy News. “It really freaked us out, it’s not something you see every day.”

After coming across a deer carcass in a garden on her property, Stanhope explained that she set up the camera to surveil any animals that might take interest in the dead deer.

“Me and my grandpa put up a trail camera to see if we could see animals, and we got a bobcat [on camera], which was pretty cool,” she said, but added that her 76-year-old grandfather Bob was horrified when he checked the footage and saw what appeared to be scantily-clad woman chomping down on the carcass at night.

Finally, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) President Ingrid Newkirk recently updated her will to include an intriguing request that when she dies, her remains should be grilled up with a side of onions.

“Flesh is flesh, and mine is given, not taken,” Newkirk said. “[T]he thought of carving up human flesh for steaks might be just the thing to jolt diners into kindness.”

The request detailed a desire for her flesh to be “Carve[d] out and sear some of her flesh to fry up with onions for a human barbecue.” The will also asked for her body parts to be shipped off to various individuals and groups.

PETA, the world’s largest animal rights organization, said, “the will ensures that even after her demise, Newkirk will continue to help animals and honors her commitment that ‘my body be used in a manner that draws attention to needless animal suffering and exploitation.’”

All of these stories highlight the lack of respect for the rule of law, real faith, and genuine compassion for humanity. It turns out the fruit of woke ideology is both bitter and deadly.


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thad_the_man | June 9, 2023 at 8:07 pm

The Queen is turning over in her grave.

The Gentle Grizzly | June 9, 2023 at 8:15 pm

The Myanmar trash is smiling because he knows he will never be deported. Even if he goes to trial, some pressure group will buy him a lawyer who can twist the laws and testimony better than a small-town DA could ever dream about.

henrybowman | June 9, 2023 at 8:25 pm

First off, poaching (except for endangered/protected species) is not a serious infraction in Myanmar, and “all cultures are equally valid,” aren’t they? Bagging dinner is hardly “moral turpitude.” They’re only poor refugees!!

Second, I hate to break it to you, Ingrid, but nobody will want to eat you after you’re dead, either. That’s one bucket on your list that’s staying empty.

If anybody here is counting on the Republican Party to come to the rescue, don’t waste your energy on hope. The GOP is as corrupt as the democrat party, witness a useful idiot named Ronna Romney heading it.

“The Cavalry Is Not Coming – Where the Hell Is the National RNC? Republican Party Is Spineless!”

    The base told the RNC that they wanted that loser out but the entrenched DC click wants to keep Sen Romney happy so they voted her in. I won’t give the NRA anymore money till Wayne is gone, RNC same as long as Ronna is there.

    Donald Trump wanted “the useful idiot named Ronna Romney” heading up the RNC. and he got what he wanted.

      The Gentle Grizzly in reply to JR. | June 11, 2023 at 6:46 am

      Right up there with some of his absolutely brilliant cabinet appointments.

What’s so pathetic about Ingrid’s dying request is how it exposes her utter delusion that she’ll persuade anyone. To the contrary, if her request is actually carried out, the normal, healthy person’s reaction will be, “Yuck. Well, think I’ll go down to In-N-Out Burger for a Double-Double.”

    drsamherman in reply to JPL17. | June 10, 2023 at 10:10 pm

    If any of her family wanted to challenge any parts of her will, she just gave them legal foundation to do so, at least in a medical sense. Consumption of human flesh is a crime in all 50 states and in every political subdivision of the United States of America. As to federal law, I’m sure there is some provision, probably FDA or Agricultural inspection, that would render that provision of her will invalid. And not to mention, the entirety of her will could be challenged for, well, let’s just summarily say “mental insufficiency” and leave it at that. She’s a 1,000 lb can of Planter’s Mixed Nuts.

Remember the American kid that misbehaved and was caned?

    Kepha H in reply to scooterjay. | June 10, 2023 at 1:58 pm

    I remember that Singaporean incident in which a young American vandal was caned. I was in Bangkok at the time, during a short and inglorious diplomatic career.

    I’m not so disgusted by non-cannibal, “non-traditional meals”. In the Far East, I ate palm civet, mudskippers, snakes, turtles, and even dog. Of course, they were all properly cooked. As for the naked beetches eating the deer carcass, I would’ve sued them for trespass, while thinking them idiots for exposing themselves to possible parasitic infestation. In the good ole US of A, a friend who hunts introduced me to venison, and I like it, too–only cooked.

    We raise our kids in a pop culture that teaches them that they have a right to get away with things they should never get away with. Dare we be shocked at how our rising generation of campus radicals and new teachers behave?

      henrybowman in reply to Kepha H. | June 10, 2023 at 2:44 pm

      My thought was that if they were eating the deer raw, they probably weren’t “witches.”
      Has anybody polled the area’s Trudeau Fan Clubs for escaped members?

drsamherman | June 10, 2023 at 9:39 pm

I speak as a physician. To my knowledge, in nearly every state and territory of the United States, the consumption of human flesh is a crime. Leave it to someone as evil as Ingrid Newkirk, who was aptly compared to a certain WWII era German dictator by none other than Penn and Teller in their old cable TV series “Bullsh*t!” In terms of her histrionics and hypocrisy, to advance an utterly revolting and illegal activity. What a subhuman being!