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Bombshell Report Suggests Judge Kavanaugh Was a ‘Bland Eater’ in College

Bombshell Report Suggests Judge Kavanaugh Was a ‘Bland Eater’ in College

“never ate his pasta with anything more exotic than tomato sauce”

They might as well call off the confirmation hearings now.

The College Fix reports:

REPORT: Trump Supreme Court nominee was ‘bland eater’ in college

Judge Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump’s recent selection to fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court left by Anthony Kennedy, was a “bland eater” in college, his then-roommate has revealed, with the potential justice preferring to dress his pasta with simple sauces that were not spicy at all.

The revelations come in an article at The Yale Daily News that reveals other details about Kavanaugh’s life at the elite Ivy League university, including that he was “a big Redskins fan” and that he used to participate in scratch basketball games with friends.

The details about Kavanaugh’s food habits came from a former roommate, who said that the judge, during his time at Yale, was a “bland eater” who “never ate his pasta with anything more exotic than tomato sauce or ketchup on top,” according to The Daily News.

“At visits to Yorkside Pizza following late nights at Toad’s Place…the judge’s pizza had to be plain cheese, or sometimes just pepperoni,” The Daily News reported.

“When he had spaghetti sauce, it was ragu — he didn’t want anything spicier than that,” another roommate added.


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Well, there it is! Bland eating habits along with that “chichi’ waiter’s first name, he obviously doesn’t stand a chance at confirmation.

I think it’s in the Constitution, no bland eaters are to be nominated for the Supreme Court.

LeftWingLock | July 14, 2018 at 5:17 pm

Was Kavanaugh Italian ??? I don’t think so !!! Then what was he doing eating Italian food ??? A clear cut case of cultural appropriation.

Morning Sunshine | July 14, 2018 at 6:01 pm

hey, at least he wasn’t appropriating someone else’s spicy culture….

or sometimes just pepperoni

So, how was he on lemon donuts?

Passing the pepperoni pizza test is easy. But for confidence that he’s a true Man of the People we need to know about the donuts, too.

I’m sure The Press is on it as we speak.

nordic_prince | July 15, 2018 at 5:01 pm

Oh, the horrors! No wonder he’s going to kill millions of people.

johnny dollar | July 15, 2018 at 8:37 pm

I am told he once ripped a tag off a mattress.
The dirty fascist.

smalltownoklahoman | July 16, 2018 at 9:26 am

Well, guess he’s never eating any of my cooking then!