Internet Works Feverishly to Identify Sketch of Stormy Daniel’s Alleged Threatener After Her Attorney Posts Reward Offer
Stormy Daniels the (former?) porn star who claims Trump paid her $130,000 to keep quiet about their affair now claims she was threatened in 2011.
Daniels claims the “well dressed” man approached her in a parking lot and told her to “Leave Mr. Trump alone.”
Know who this guy is? Daniels is offering a $100,000 award.
The internet is hot on the perp’s trail.
Raise your hand if you knew it
Generic man, because obvs
Also likely
You know you laughed
If the hair fits…
Could it be The Mooch?
Nope. Too short. WAY too short.
I mean…
We’re halfway there
Let’s be real here, Dexter’s done MUCH worse
Like his accent wouldn’t have given him away
Well now…
For posterity
A most uncanny resemblence
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