Stormy Daniels the (former?) porn star who claims Trump paid her $130,000 to keep quiet about their affair now claims she was threatened in 2011.

Daniels claims the “well dressed” man approached her in a parking lot and told her to “Leave Mr. Trump alone.”

Know who this guy is? Daniels is offering a $100,000 award.

The internet is hot on the perp’s trail.

Raise your hand if you knew it

Generic man, because obvs

Also likely

You know you laughed

If the hair fits…

Could it be The Mooch?

Nope. Too short. WAY too short.

I mean…

We’re halfway there

Let’s be real here, Dexter’s done MUCH worse

Like his accent wouldn’t have given him away

Well now…

For posterity

A most uncanny resemblence

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