Rachel Dolezal Now Selling Homemade Lollipops
“Since I was in the 4th grade, I made lollipops to sell at school to earn money to pay for new shoes and clothes.”
Former NAACP activist Rachel Dolezal is quietly selling homemade lollipops from her website.
You may remember Dolezal as the gal responsible for making selective race a national discussion. Dolezal, born of two white parents, masqueraded as a black woman for years saying she self-identified as black.
Dolezal’s self-professed race wasn’t accepted by most, but maybe her lollipops will fare better.
A wide variety of delicious suckers that both adults & children will enjoy!
Since I was in the 4th grade, I made lollipops to sell at school to earn money to pay for new shoes and clothes. If you have never tasted a homemade lollipop, you are definitely missing out! Try one of my original flavors and give your mouth a treat.
Dolezal sells flavors ranging from Banana Pudding to Cherry Bourbon. Five lollipops will cost ya $7.99.
You can even buy a bedazzled lollipop holder for $7.
No word on if they morph into the flavor of your choosing though.
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She looks like Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons.
She identified (i.e. “diversity”) as “black” to realize closure, with the same success as men who identify as women (“neo-female”).
Hint: judge people… judge yourself by the content of your character.
but do they self-identify as Tootsie Pops?
Fried chicken lollipops?
A wide variety of suckers
“There’s a sucker born every minute” is a phrase closely associated with P. T. Barnum – except that with the sacrament of abortion it applies much less to the SJW crowd – they don’t have kids, only Chia Pets.
Sucker born every minute, especially at $8 for 5.
Plus shipping and handling.
“Banana Pudding” to “Cherry Bourbon” … but no “Watermelon”?
Oopsie, the site does have “Ripe Watermelon”.
Doesn’t say where they’re from, though. The old ones she made in fourth grade are probably a bit stale by now.
I’d like to know if they’re any good but I’ll not be the first…
So, I’m wondering if this means that Dolezal is now self-identifying as a capitalist?
I wouldn’t buy anything edible that went through that woman’s hands.
I would have thought she’d make one with white chocolate on the outside and dark chocolate on this inside.
laced with THC or PCP?
No, seriously, she has “Root Beer” pops. So she can’t be all bad.
Loads of people carry on about the redeeming qualities of bacon, but root beer is seriously underrated.
I’m glad she’s out of the public eye, but damn if that isn’t depressing. Feels like kicking her while she’s down.
I think I’ll buy some lollipops from her; at least she’s trying to do something productive and entrepreneurial (instead of sitting around being a victim).
Be careful about ordering candy. I ordered some from Gibson’s in Oberlin and it is addictive. If those sjws could boycott that, they are way tougher than me. Be cautious of the cookies too.
Don’t I know it! I finally found spice drops that are actually spice drops (not fruit flavored), and I can’t stop gobbling them up and ordering more.
Where?!? Where did you find spice type spice drops?
Bears like spice drops…!
They’re from Sweet Gourmet, but I get them via the LI amazon link. Yum!
This woman is crazy. Period.
Next.
How about a special for all the brave Hollywood starlets who choose career over self esteem ….. The Harvey Weinstein Lollipop.
Pro Tip: Never eat food prepared by a flaming prog feminist
https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/woman-makes-bread-with-vaginal-yeast
For all her faults she actually cares about black people and walked the walk to help them.
You cannot say the same about Pocahontas who used Indian heretsge for her own selfish ends.
Have to disagree with that.
If she saw an opportunity to weasel her way into the leadership Chinese-American immigrant society (if there is one), she’d find a way to artificially slant her eyes.
This fruitcake is driven by narcissism, not empathy for anyone.
She’s simply a nut.
One can’t even say it about most blacks.
This is not courageous…she’s using her name recognition as a well-known fruitcake to sell overpriced candy.
She could just get a job like a normal middle class white girl, but that would be too much work.
A good idea and right in time for the holidays. She can sell fruitcake!
I guess she has at least upgraded from selling BS-to-suckers to selling suckers-to-suckers. Someone else will have to tell us if what she is selling now actually tastes better, though.
Tom Swift: Ah, it’s nice to find another root beer connossieur. Cheers!!
I LOVE root beer. I even tried to make my own a couple times, but I could never get it quite right (beer, I can make).
When you’ve learned there are suckers born every minute, what do you sell? Lollipops, of course.
This woman is crazy.
“Since I was in the 4th grade, I made lollipops to sell at school to earn money to pay for new shoes and clothes.”
For clarification purposes, was she identifying as white or black in 4th grade?
So much of the Left has severe problems with reality. If a person thinks you can re-sex yourself just by wanting to, it’s not a stretch at all to become a different race, all you have do is want to.
Do all five self-identify as licorice lollipops?
Are they real lollipops or just identify as lollipops?
Hey if a man can self identify as female and vice versa I still maintain anyone can identify as any race. Don’t let the progs get away with saying one is ok and one isn’t….they live by the sword so they can die by the sword. And if it makes their race grievance industry die all the better
Yes, this is a huge problem for them because they like to muddy boundaries and tout the “right to choose” for all of these pet causes. When a flood of whites choose to be black, they won’t be so chipper about their mantras. This is why Dolezal had to be smothered so quickly lest Pandora’s Liberal rubix cube be solved.
Miss Fuzzy: re the spice drops. Thank you. (No reply ability with the mobile site.)