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Get Your Official Hillary Clinton Woman Card!

Get Your Official Hillary Clinton Woman Card!

At least it’s official

After Donald Trump accused Hillary Clinton of playing the “woman’s card” (and she does), Hillary Clinton’s campaign decided to fundraise off the accusations.

The email read:

Donald Trump has been saying the “woman’s card” is all Hillary has going for her — I just loved Hillary’s response: “If fighting for women’s health care and paid family leave and equal pay is playing the ‘woman card,’ then deal me in.”

Apparently other people did, too. We’ve been hearing from supporters all over the country that they’d like a “woman card” of their very own — to display proudly on a fridge or pull out of their wallet every time they run into someone who says women who support Hillary must not be using our brains (that’s a real thing Donald Trump’s senior adviser said yesterday).

The email directs users to “chip in” to receive their very own Woman Card.

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Trump has chided Clinton for using her gender as part of her campaign platform:

Donald J. Trump, fresh off winning five primary contests, doubled down on his claim that Hillary Clinton is playing the “woman’s card” on Wednesday, and insisted that she would have few votes if she were a man.

Mr. Trump, the leading Republican presidential candidate, raised eyebrows — and even appeared to receive an eye roll, from the wife of Gov. Chris Christie, one of his top supporters — when he said in a postelection news conference that Mrs. Clinton was leading in the Democratic race because of her gender.

“If Hillary Clinton were a man, I don’t think she would get 5 percent of the vote,” Mr. Trump said.

Despite suggestions that the remark is sexist, and it drew a quick response from Mrs. Clinton, Mr. Trump defended it during a around of television interviews on Wednesday and said that he would continue to call her out if he thought she was playing the gender card.

“She is a woman, she is playing the woman card left and right,” Mr. Trump said on CNN. “Frankly, if she didn’t, she would do very poorly. If she were a man and she was the way she is, she would get virtually no votes.”

Clinton can cry “sexism” all she likes, but that doesn’t change the fact that Trump is right on this one.

I mean

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Female chauvinism jumped the ass with resumption of abortion rites. It is infamous for its failure to reconcile moral principles with natural imperatives. As well as its advocacy for State-establishment of a pro-choice (i.e. selective) church that has sponsored progressive corruption.

“If fighting for women’s health care and paid family leave and equal pay is playing the ‘woman card,’ then deal me in.”

Hillary has always had a very frivolous or trivial view of the Presidency and the President’s duties; and that obviously hasn’t changed lately. She talks as if she thinks the President is some sort of fairy godmother, flitting from one annoyance to the next, and pretending to “help people” (her words) with a vague wave of the magic Presidential wand.

Here, it sounds like she’s running for a cabinet post … “Secretary of Secretarial Affairs” or some such trifling bagatelle.

In other words, she’s not only corrupt, criminal, incompetent, and incapable of grasping basic government concepts like “secure intelligence” … she’s also monumentally, spectacularly clueless. And apparently untrainable.

P.S. – What is that emblem on the card? A person in a very strange pants suit?

    She sounds a lot like Trump who said it’s the government’s job to provide healthcare and housing and lots of free stuff…..yuuuge amounts of free stuff.

Donation for a card? Here’s my two cents, found ’em in the parking lot on the way in.

Of course she is using her gender as the main rationale for her campaign.

This proves it.

But perhaps the card should be the Queen of Hearts.

But … Why isn’t the woman on the “Woman Card” wearing a pantsuit???

Dear Hillary,
I have received my Women’s Card which I ordered, but there seem to be a few things wrong with it. For starters, it is quite old and frail, and shows a great deal of use already, possibly even worn completely out. In addition, the ‘use by’ date on it has already expired, and when I checked to see the account balance, it seemed to be vastly overdrawn.

Bill says he doesn’t leave home ( the energizer bunny’s ) without it.

No doubt the interest rate on it will be quite usurious and bankrupt us all. The first person fraud alone will keep the fraud dept busy. 24/7

Many, many women hate Hillary Clinton’s guts. So do most men.

The ‘woman’ vote is merely the liberal’ vote.

Apparently, there are some “women” who need to be carded to show their sexual ID.

Trump’s history of cheap attacks on women will tend to reinforce the message. He’s already at 70% disapproval, setting Gallup records for Presidential candidates. Trump may not be the only Republican Hillary can beat, but he will definitely be the easiest.

The second he secures the nomination (if indeed he does), the non-Fox media will end the free airtime, the call-in interviews, and the kid gloves. They will get under his skin every day until he melts down completely. And not only will they elect Hillary with it, but likely take back the Senate and put the House in play. The conservative movement will be set back to 1964 at least.

Those cards gain you access to the womens’ restrooms in NC. Just show it to the matron at the door.

No doubt this ‘Cis Bigot’ card comes with instructions on which public bathroom to use…

American Human | April 29, 2016 at 10:26 am

Wholly Mackerel it has a magnetic stripe on it!!
Does this mean that when you present it to get into a Hillary rally it automatically deducts your entire bank account into her election fund?

Unknown3rdParty | April 29, 2016 at 11:23 am

And what does possession of that card mean? That you have female parts and DNA to back them up, or that you’re simply behaving like an *ss and need to be slapped back into reality? Feminists are anything but feminine.

I don’t need a stupid card from that sorry excuse for a woman! Real women can stand on their own 2 feet and don’t need to ride the coattails of a womanizing slob to get to the WH. Real women want real men in their lives and not squishy, airhead pajama boys.

Trump (or Cruz) needs to keep hitting that point. If Hillary is getting riled enough to defend a point that she shouldn’t have to defend, that indicates a weakness in her campaign. Moreover, she knows it’s a weakness and she’s compensating for it.

As the saying goes, “If you getting a lot of flak, it means you’re over the target.”

As an aside, I noticed the card has the number “012017” printed on it. Is that the expiration date? As in, the “woman card” becomes permanently invalid on Jan. 20, 2017, whether or not Empress Hillary is crowned? ‘Cuz that would be an epic troll. 😉

I was a woman a long time before those cards got issued.

Meanwhile, I notice that the policies of the Democratic party have not benefited families in general, and my family, in particular.