If you don’t ReTweet this, the CIA will drop a drone on your head
They know if you’ve been naughty, so be nice.
Personally, I’m partial to Rush Limbaugh’s first tweet:
Here's how the opposition astroturfs advertisers. Smart piece from @LegInsurrection Pls. Retweet http://t.co/gfmkzTGt @mmfa
— Rush Limbaugh (@limbaugh) March 15, 2012
But this one by the CIA is pretty good, too:
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014
Are you going to ReTweet it?
If you don’t, they may drop a drone on your head, to get even.
If you do, they may drop a drone on your head anyway, just for the fun of it.
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If they DO drop a drone on my head, I promise not to tell anyone.
I know you are not a military guy, Prof.
But a “drone” doesn’t drop on your head.
It would be a munition…maybe a Hellfire missile…which will really screw up your day…!!!
well…somehow one DID drop into iran…
I’ll make the same promise as above about any Hellfire missiles that drop on my head, too.
Technically true, except they are airborne devices which, as is the nature of most man-made airborne things, eventually must drop out of the sky onto something. There is that rate chance it could actually drop on someone, but it’s not too likely.
Is that CIA tweet genuine? The CIA has a good sense of humor?
I can neither confirm nor deny that they have a sense of humor.
Which puts me in mind of the MIB line…
“No, ma’am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we’re aware of.”