They know if you’ve been naughty, so be nice.
Personally, I’m partial to Rush Limbaugh’s first tweet:
— Rush Limbaugh (@limbaugh) March 15, 2012
But this one by the CIA is pretty good, too:
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
— CIA (@CIA) June 6, 2014
Are you going to ReTweet it?
If you don’t, they may drop a drone on your head, to get even.
If you do, they may drop a drone on your head anyway, just for the fun of it.DONATE
Donations tax deductible
to the full extent allowed by law.