“All Animals Are Created Equal” Week at College Insurrection

WILLIAM A. JACOBSON DEC 7, 2013 9:20 AM

So who wants to sponsor an Octopus college scholarship?

• Yale to hold Non-Human Rights Conference
• U. Georgia Genetics Prof. Says Humans the Result of Chimpanzees Mating with Pigs

And you thought I was joking when I said “Everyone Gets A Trophy“:

• Most Common Grade at Harvard is “A” of course!

It’s about time people started pushing back against the anti-white male hostile environment on campuses.  Make them live by their own rules:

• Black Female Prof. Gets Sensitivity Training When White Male Students Tire of Being Called Racists
• “Abolishing the White Race” Professor Receives Hate Mail

The Duke Lacrosse Team could not be reached for comment:

• MA High School Football Team Punished for Racist Graffiti Had No Connection to Crime

In the future, Israelis should stay away from Islamic universities to be safe:

• Activists at Brandeis Defame and Heckle IDF Speaker
• (added) San Francisco State Student Poses With Knife “I want to stab an Israeli soldier.”

I consider this ban to be offensive speech, can I ban it?

• U. of Nebraska – Lincoln’s Student Government Bans Offensive Speech

Obviously did not watch the actual trial:

• Princeton Music Prof Pens ‘Ballad for Trayvon Martin’

Most upset? The janitors:

• New York Principals Claim Common Core Causes Vomiting, Pant-Wetting

Possible cause:

• Common Core Lesson Paints President Obama with Messianic Brush

Oh, shut up:

• Portland Principal Says Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches are Racist

Republicans!

• Who do students blame for their debt troubles?
• Average Student Loan Debt Rose to Almost $30K in 2012

Do they still sing White Christmas?

• Indiana U. Removes “Black Santa” Display

Water is wet!

• Book’s Shock Revelation: Party Schools Hurt Campus and Community

Was that wrong? If only someone had told him that was frowned upon:

• Former UNC professor faces felony charges for no-show class

No one could have seen this coming:

• Teachers give L.A. schools’ free iPad program a solid F plus

Well, of course, because Islamic universities around the world are adding Christian prayer rooms:

• University of St. Thomas in Minnesota Adds Muslim Prayer Room to Campus
• Methodist Affiliated University in Texas Touts Islamic Prayer Room

They never stop, do they?

• U. Colorado Denver Faculty – Dorms with Anglicized Native American Names are Insensitive

And they said it never could happen here:

• Have You Heard of the National College Advising Corps?

Headline of the week:

• Yale professor who died in jail was also a male escort

Tough call:

• Welcome to College, What’s Your Preferred Gender Pronoun?

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