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7-year old Pop-Tart gun offender loses first appeal

7-year old Pop-Tart gun offender loses first appeal

You may remember the story of the 7-year old disciplined for biting his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun at school, Maryland school offers counseling for students troubled by “pastry gun” incident.

The evidence against the young lad was overwhelming and unimpeachable:

Pop-Tart Gun

The young perp has lost his first round of appeal:

CNS News via Weasel Zippers:

An appeal to have an eight year-old boy’s record expunged for a suspension he received for biting a Pop-Tart into the shape of a gun has been denied.

The attorney for Josh Welch, the boy who made national headlines after nibbling his pastry into a gun, said Monday that a top school official has denied an appeal to have the boy’s record expunged.

According to the Baltimore Sun, the family’s attorney, Robin Ficker, met with school officials last month, but no resolution was reached.

Ficker said the matter then went to the superintendent, Kevin Maxwell, whose office responded with a letter notifying the attorney that the appeal request had been denied.

But, Ficker isn’t giving up.

“I’ve spoken to Mr. Welch, and we’re definitely going to appeal to the board of education,” Ficker said.

While he’s fighting his appeals, at least he can enjoy his free lifetime NRA membership.

We will keep an eye on the legal developments of the Pop-Tart offender and his gang members, the young toughs who were caught in possession of pencil pointed like a gun, a Quarter-size Lego piece, a clear plastic toy gun, a Lego Gun, an empty cap gun, and a Nerf Gun, and who trashed talked other kids about a Bubble Gun and Nerf Gun.


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thing looked more like a F117 stealth fighter to me

    Anchovy in reply to dmacleo. | June 11, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    Reminds me of the story where a psychologist is giving a Rorschach test to some guy. He shows him the first image and the guy says it looks like female genitalia. He shows him another image and gets the same reply. He goes on to show the guy 10 more images and gets the same answer 10 more times.

    Finally the psychologist tells the guy that he thinks he is obsessed with sex. The guy replies, “Me? You’re the one with the dirty book.”

I see his own private Idaho.

‘Scuse my French BUT, You(maryland)have got to be f#&%ing kidding me! Let’s give that weird shaped state, back to the Brits. Who knows, if we sweeten the pot, toss in D.C. and Bidenland, Dullaware.

Jesus H. Christ!

This has nothing to do with Zero Tolerance idiocy, nor with hysteria after the Sandy Hook shootings. It is not idiocy. It is deliberate. It is a tactic. Idiocy is just the smoke screen. This is a program to condition, to terrorize, to brainwash our children into fearing and hating guns, patriotism, and Americanism. If the Liberal scum can ruin our children, they have won.

Counterattack. Buy your child a gun, as young as he or she can operate one, and take them to the range. Let them talk it up with their friends. Spread the Good News. Spread the Good News in school.

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I say this from personal experience, maryland is a shithole. I took everything I wanted when I left.

    Ever watch an early John Waters movie? That is Maryland. It is still the same shit hole it was in the sixties and seventies. Heck, it even looks the same (only grubbier).

Uncle Samuel | June 11, 2013 at 6:55 pm

Leave the Peoples Socialist Republic of Maryland and go to Texas where freedom still rings.

    Juba Doobai! in reply to Uncle Samuel. | June 12, 2013 at 10:53 am

    Remember all the fruits and nuts from CA and all the jobless high tax Democrat states are heading to CA. Next thing you know, they will be voting corrupt Democrat bastards into office and ruining a perfectly good state,

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Doug Wright | June 11, 2013 at 7:13 pm

Ask yourself, why did this happen? The answer, of course, is that “they” could do it!

Unless, “they,” the super dooper elites, control everything and everyone, there might be chaos in the land or even worse, freedom and creativity, leading to different ways of doing things; can’t have that, now, can we!

Ah, better go now and finish cooking up the marvelous bef stew that’ll knock the socks off the busy bodies of the world; it’s tasty too.

Nice picture of a Pop-Tart in the shape of Idaho

BannedbytheGuardian | June 11, 2013 at 8:10 pm

Totally bizarre

. Besides that pop tarts are truly awful . We’re they not originally something one put in a toaster for breakfast. This one has icing.

Double perplexed.

The America that I once knew is long gone.

You young’ns gonna hafta take charge if you hope to have any sanity in your future.

I think that I’ll take a nap ’til tomorrow…

I think the young lad’s lawyer ought to do a discovery into Maxwell’s background. Money bet is tat e played cops and robbers as a young ‘un. Must have warped his brain a little too much.

BannedbytheGuardian | June 11, 2013 at 9:24 pm

Maxwell’s silver hammer came down on his head ,

Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure he was dead.

Henry Hawkins | June 11, 2013 at 10:04 pm

Life has become one long Monty Python bit.

Occupied Territory | June 11, 2013 at 10:40 pm

Seriously, leave it on his record, and get a copy of it, and publish it. Imagine being 20 years old and having that on your record! What a keepsake! In the meantime it could get a lot a mocking mileage that that school system desperately needs.

As long as we put up with this, we will get more.

The good people who are customers of this school district must demand that every school official and employee involved in this travesty be fired – immediately. If they do not do that, then they deserve this sort of treatment.

We must stop being cowards at the local level before we can stop being cowards at the national level.

I’ve said it before – one good thing about living abroad in Korea… the toy shelves are full of pellet guns. My son has a 357, a 9mm Glock, and an M16A2 (which also fires automatic).

And no…they aren’t painted orange.

I appreciate that the NRA gave a lifetime membership to the young boy…. if they want to really influence parents, what they should start doing is giving these youngsters a $5,000 scholarship. Money has a way of influencing folks.

Might even call it “Wasn’t Intimidated Award” or “NRA’s ‘Let Common Sense Prevail’ Award”.

who do we contact to declare our outrage at this giant ball of stupid?

    Juba Doobai! in reply to ladyliberty1885. | June 12, 2013 at 10:56 am

    We don’t contact anybody, we teach our children the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. We help them to read the Declaration of Independence and the Federalist Papers. We talk to them about what it means to be American. We teach them how to think and to question everything. We counter program them before the Cmmunists get their hands on them.

Henry Hawkins | June 12, 2013 at 11:39 am

Sure, make fun, call this a silly action by the schools, but apparently NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN SHOT BY A POP TART.

“Maryland school offers counseling for students troubled by “pastry gun” incident.”

If I were a student, I’d be troubled by this incident. Troubled that the adults who are supposed to be teaching me are idiots who are out of touch with reality.

Let me add that this incident should go on the “permanent record” of every teacher & administrator involved in this.

That’s nine perps, so far. We almost have enough for a Ten Most Wanted poster by the PC Police.

I am so happy that I graduated when there was still some sanity in the public school education system. Now the brat’s clowns, idiots, and Marxists run these asylums and indoctrination is the only curriculum offered.

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