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Milton CVS robbed of painkillers, amphetamines:

Police are looking for the man who robbed the CVS on Bassett Street Saturday  afternoon.

A man carrying what was described as a silver folding knife robbed the store  of about 1,200 Percocet pills and 500 amphetamines at about 4 p.m., according to  police radio broadcasts.

The man was seen getting into an older model silver car with an Elizabeth Warren sticker on the back right bumper, according to police transmissions. The  driver, described as a woman, drove toward Granite Avenue.

The robber was described as a clean-shaven white man in his mid-30s, with a  tattoo on at least one of his arms, wearing a gray T-shirt with the words  whiskey and rye on it with a dark long sleeve shirt underneath. Police  broadcasts also described him as wearing a black bandana or T-shirt on his head  that did not cover his face, blue jeans and black shoes. He was carrying a  purse-like black bag with a white cross and a red circle on it.

From the comments:

CVS robber Warren bumper sticker

WAJ after-thought: Do we get a part of the loot since he’s bringing those stolen goods to market on the roads the rest of us paid for? And does CVS now get to keep a bigger hunk of what it makes because it was not protected from marauding bands by police the rest of us paid for? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Comments

Too good! Was it a registered assault knife?

The Warren sticker’s a ruse. Everybody knows it goes on the left rear bumper, unless bozo occupies it first.

Obviously misguided liberals…

So this is what Liz “the Warped” Warren means when she talks about the system being “Rigged”: the “system” forces you to pay for things (drugs included) and she believes that you should be able to steal as needed!

I guess that if it’s Ok to steal an Indian’s identity then it’s OK (in Warren World) to steal pain killers and amphetamines!

Maybe it was one of her interns “moonlighting”.

Well if she’d just *pay* her interns they wouldn’t have to resort to committing crimes.

It’s Elizabeth Warren who owes you that laptop, or perhaps it’s Michael Bloomberg, since you obviously had too small of a soda, that it’s mass was not enough to keep it from getting knocked over into your laptop.

    Mister Natural in reply to Paul. | April 14, 2013 at 9:12 am

    read it again. He spit it out… not knocked it over

      You are correct. But perhaps if he had a larger soda, he wouldn’t have had to take frequent sips, rather than occasional draughts (in order to prolong the enjoyment of a nice soda sugar fix, that is.) Therefore he might not have had a sip in his mouth to snarf when he read the police report.

    TrooperJohnSmith in reply to Paul. | April 14, 2013 at 9:39 am

    I use a Logitech washable keyboard. Really. 😆

“…wearing a black bandana or T-shirt on his head that did not cover his face, blue jeans and black shoes.”

THAT would have been a really BIG bandana or T-shirt…!!!

It was probably a OccupyMilton supply run…you know, just in case they got the old bunch back together.

TrooperJohnSmith | April 14, 2013 at 9:37 am

The Cherokee normally don’t raid that far east. It must be a stolen cah.

Midwest Rhino | April 14, 2013 at 9:46 am

Just another Warren supporter, holding up business, demanding free stuff.

Hardly newsworthy.

Shouldn’t it be on the back LEFT bumper?

Sounds like an inside job. Who robs with a folding knife? The pharmacy area is in the rear of the store. No one called out for help?