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Breaking now! — Sandra Fluke endorses Obama

Breaking now! — Sandra Fluke endorses Obama

No one could have seen this coming.  This could be the moment when Obama’s campaign stopped receding.

Sandra Fluke endorses Obama in an op-ed at (because was not available):

Obama is committed to rebuilding our economy upon the values of fairness and opportunity and the belief that all Americans, both men and women, must have the rights they deserve. That’s why I’m proud to endorse his re-election.

And she’s seeing an upturn in the jobs market for recent graduates, at least the ones she speaks with (via Free Beacon h/t Vicki Mckenna):

Has she endorsed Elizabeth Warren yet?


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theduchessofkitty | June 14, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Oh… What a… surprise…

It’s just a fluke. Eventually, everyone comprehends the exchange rate in these transactions. They are exchanging liberty for submission with benefits.

Failed rep challenger Darcy Burner last seen crying for being snubbed.

A condom on every . . . . .

Henry Hawkins | June 14, 2012 at 2:13 pm

ditditditditditdit… this just in:

Sandra Fluke, after endorsing President Obama’s reelection, headed to court where she legally changed her name to “Julia”.

    Henry Hawkins in reply to Henry Hawkins. | June 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    ditditditditdit…. this just in:

    In addition to an earlier report of Sandra Fluke changing her name to Julia, reports are now coming in that she has also changed her official racial designation from ‘White’ to ‘Pacific Islander’. Julia justified her action by showing a picture of her grandfather’s tan during a 1957 vacation trip to the Soloman Islands, and explained her new racial designation will enhance her chances of joining the Harvard University faculty.

      Anchovy in reply to Henry Hawkins. | June 14, 2012 at 4:38 pm

      She also explained that, due to the right wings war on women and her own decision not to pay $9 for her own birth control pills, that she was 1/32nd pregnant.

      BannedbytheGuardian in reply to Henry Hawkins. | June 14, 2012 at 4:48 pm

      When I choose my heritage I like to go for any good looking ones. Hence I would not choose Solomon Islander but Tahitian.

      Currently I have in front of me a large poster of 60 Native Indian Chiefs & am selecting the best loookers & outfits.

      But I am just shallow .

Who needs a job to start and raise a family when you can smoke pot and and get a free abortion? Its actually quite telling why dems are having a hard time understanding why their policies don’t work. Promoting sloth and gender confusion is not what makes a civilization run and its certainly not an economic plan.

penelopederm | June 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm

Somebody needs to tell Sandy that her fifteen minutes of fame are up

We know Obama and the MSM prime are authors of a work entitled “Obama: Why a Second Term Will Be Good for The Country”. Some paragraphs and chapters have already been written.

Now, they’re adding to the narrative of Sandra Fluke and she is, of course, a willing participant. Well, enjoy it while you can Sandra Fluke. They’ll use you, abuse you, work the angles whatever way they want. And, when they’re done with you, you’ll be history. And, don’t fool yourself. This will happen sooner then you think. That’s how the game works. You are definitely at only the novice level.

They have the power. You have none. As long as you’re useful, the narrative will continue, but only as long as they want. Then, you go on the shelf with the other “has-beens.”

The Republicans have NO chance of winning now.
Women who love abortions will be voting for Obama in droves, I tell ya.
The Fluke surprise. Who woulda thunk?
And it’s not even October yet.
Romney is dooooooomed!

LukeHandCool | June 14, 2012 at 2:31 pm

“I think the difference between Governor Romney and President Obama is that both of them are very focussed on improving the economy for all of us, but President Obama is focussed on improving it for all of us.”


“Obama is committed to rebuilding our economy upon the values of fairness and opportunity and the belief that all Americans, both men and women, must have the rights they deserve.”

…Specifically, the ‘right’ to compel others to pay for the products and services we want to get for free so that we can have all the wild monkey sex we want without being punished with a baby or even being one cent out of pocket.

Seriously – that’s the basis for rebuilding America’s economy?

    Ragspierre in reply to s_dog. | June 14, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    I’m holding out for the “Wild Monkey Sex” platform. OK, I’m a single issue voter. Sue me…

      Henry Hawkins in reply to Ragspierre. | June 14, 2012 at 6:27 pm

      Once, in 1973, after a night of drinking and abuse of assorted drugs, I woke up in the Primate Sanctuary at the zoo in Toronto, Ontario, which was odd, because I had passed out in Bayonne NJ. Anyway… in the fog of revelry I took certain liberties with the female chimpanzees, and I can testify that wild monkey sex is grossly overrated.

But more importantly, I wait with baited breath to see who Hilary Rosen endorses. ~sarc

God gosh, even CNN can’t take her “I’ve spokent to people” claims seriously anymore.
I could hear the disgust and contempt in that anchor’s voice.
“OK, good day then person who thinks that a 50% post college unemployment rate is good.”
BTW, I have several graduated from Law school recently friends too, they’ve all commented on how it’s getting harder to get jobs.

full-throated support | June 14, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Oh, yawn, as y’all go on so about some narrative, schmarrative. There are consequences to unhappy doings, both sides. Because it’s a sport with no deserving winners, Fluke and her detractors undoubtedly will all go down.

And not sexually, heh. She’s just not that into them.


    Neo in reply to drozz. | June 14, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Speaking Truth to Power:
    CALLER: It just came to my mind that Mr. Bush has got to be an absolutely incredible individual if, three years after Mr. Obama was immaculated, he still has not been able to undo all the good works that Mr. Bush did.
    RUSH: It is amazing, isn’t it? After three-and-a-half years, everything that’s happened the last three-and-a-half years, if it’s all been Bush’s fault, don’t we have evidence enough now to know that Obama can’t deal with it. Obama doesn’t know what to do with it. We need to elect somebody who can stand up to Bush.
    CALLER: Absolutely.
    RUSH: This guy can’t even rescind tax cuts. This guy can’t fix anything that Bush did. If we reelect Obama, won’t it just be four more years of disaster caused by Bush? Obama’s admitting he can’t fix what Bush did. Why reelect him? If Bush screwed it up so bad we need somebody in there that can fix it. Obama’s been at it three-and-a-half years, he is admitting every day, and he’s gonna do it again today, that he can’t fix it. That’s what he’s saying.
    CALLER: Yeah.

“Obama: Preferred by STDs Everywhere”

CNN considers this news?

Wow, must have missed that one, didn’t know one need rubbers with dildo’s.

Can you explain, slut? OOO sorry, Ms. Slut.

JackRussellTerrierist | June 14, 2012 at 6:07 pm

Just in time to replace Obamagirl, who no longer fancies The One. A sluttish mascot is a must for any obastard campaign.

Every time I see that woman’s face I have a strange inkling to watch that Bubba Sparxxx video
Ms. New Booty … lol

Has she endorsed Elizabeth Warren yet?

That’s a clown question bro!

It stems from the belief that Warren v. Brown is the new Wisconsin Recall.
And ignoring that Michigan [is] likely up next in huge showdown over union rights with a voter ballot initiative that would enshrine collective bargaining rights in the state constitution, effectively preventing Michigan from becoming a right-to-work state and possibly invalidating a number of GOP-backed laws approved since Gov. Rick Snyder took office.
Which includes the EFM Law that gives emergency managers expanded powers over financially strapped municipalities and school districts, where a recent decision by the Appeals court: Referendum on emergency manager law goes on statewide ballot.

Fluke is speaking truth to power and there are a lot of knuckleheads that truly believe pouring billions of taxpayer loot down a sinkhole(s) creates jobs and the [liberal progressive] value of fairness and opportunity is/are created by force of government.
And if you bothered to look up jobs at bailed out Chrysler Corp you’d see proof of an upturn in the jobs market for recent graduates because they now insanely require a Bachelors Degree for entry level jobs such as Tier/Level 1 IT support positions.
With bailouts, crony capitalism, liberal fascism and extreme regulations… your dreams can come true.

Obama is committed to rebuilding our economy upon the values of fairness and opportunity and the belief that all Americans, both men and women, must have the rights they deserve.

Obama to Lure Youth Vote through Pot Legalization?

There are lots of jobs for law school graduates. McDonald’s is hiring people who can work the touchscreen registers.
By the way, where does this genius work?

Slut, and useful idiot.