Obama wins even when he doesn’t win, because the MSM cheats, and that’s a charitable way of putting it:

When is a tie not a tie?  And when is a tie-breaker not a tie-breaker?  When our friends in the liberal media are reporting on Obama….

The Romneys win on a comparison based on Gross Income; the Romneys still win if we allow the Obama’s AGI adjustment for $18,000 of taxes but disallow the voluntary, tax favored self-serving retirement savings.

Elsewhere in this absurdity we call 2012: