Strike that:
JobsDebt Service AbilityYour DoctorYour Private Health InsuranceYour HouseOffshore Oil DrillingCoal MiningFreedom to be left aloneIncentive to work harderYour Junk’s PrivacyLebanonTurkeyEgyptSouth AmericaHope
Change
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Securing the borders
How about Securing our Border???
Afghanistan
You left out improving relations with traditional allies like Britain (formerly Great Britain), Germany, Israel, France and other of our free and civilized friends.
*schools closing everywhere
*police force reductions
*fire departments shrinking
*food inflation
*fuel inflation
*creating a safer America for terrorists and their "moderate" Muslim friends.
1. (*strike*) Language. (*/strike*)
2. Did I miss anything?
Shame! Shame!
Did I omit anything?
3. Suggestion for readers traumatized by the blogger's linguistic violence: meditate on images of Lenin, Mao, Guevara,… until you feel better.
Rich people's feelings
Obama cancelled plans for missile interceptors in Poland and a radar station in the Czech Republic (both U.S. allies) on the 70th anniversary of the Soviet invasion of Poland.
And he put the Dalai Lama out with the White House trash.
So you might want to add Poland, the Czech Republic, and Tibet to your strike list.
Not Lying
Not Cheating
Not Stealing
Not Tolerating Those Who Do
Trust
Loyalty
Love
Sincerity
Modesty
Chicago Olympic Games
What do you order at Obama's restaurant? "Oh, just bring me something different."
What is on the menu? "We're changing the menu, we hope to tell you later."
"I'll have the special, Duck a l'Orange with Potatoes au Gratin for $0.99". "Sorry, the special has been changed to a hot dog and chips for $20.99. We'll bring you that. Most of that goes to help the poor. There is no need to pay now, we have your credit card number."
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How many people are needed to screw in a lightbulb? About 1000, according to the stimulus plan.
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It doesn't much matter what you believe so long as you are not sincere.
Gitmo, rendition, civilian trials for foreign terrorists.
Post-racial Presidency/ DOJ, Democratic Party, Progressive media, SLPC, et. al.
Political comity and Bi-partisanship (TM).
Hope. (We got Change, all right. And just a little left jangling in our pockets.)
Preventing the second Shoah
This post = full of win.
Iran
Israel
CapnTax
Yemen
SmartDiplomacy
GITMO
Transparency
Muslim Outreach
Candidate Kumbaya.
Now it's Warmonger President Drones (as in unlawful* assassinations and snoringly vapid speeches.)
*under any Republican
Sputnik moment?
Change the Missile Defense Agency logo to a Star and Crescent, increase NASA funding but cancel programs, task the NASA Administrator with the "foremost task of" outreach to the Muslim world, and tell the American People to reach for the stars by… high-speed rail between Chicago and St. Louis, for example, that will reduce triptime by 50 minutes
and with solar roofing shingles that are a fine idea but which still have problems.
This is Obama's big strategic, stratospheric thinking for America's future and her place in a contentious world and cosmos wanting to be explored.
Geez. He really is just whistling through his presidency, isn't he?
I've noticed a new meme on the Left: Obama's the good guy who wishes well but just can't cut through the crazy of the left and right. :
I personally slept better on Jan 21, 2009 knowing the sea levels had been lowered. Phew!
"When government doesn't obey the Constitution, what's treason?"
Hope,Change, Sedition.
(Also…got tire gauges?)