Piers Morgan once fell off a Segway, breaking three ribs. This from the man who, as editor for the Daily Mirror several years earlier, ran the headline “You’d have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn’t you Mr President,” when George Bush fell off one.

Also, his full name is Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan. Pughe? Really?

So I don’t even know why we’re supposed to take him seriously at all.

The “problem” of:

Being a young black male who’s innocently minding his own business and posing no threat to anyone getting stalked, hunted down, and killed by a vigilante white (or pseudo-white) racist murderer…

…is about #996 on the list of “top 1000 issues facing young black men”. Right behind #995 which is: “broccoli or cauliflower? Which one goes better raw with ranch for the appetizer tray?”

The vast majority of crime (per capita) is intra-racial and black-on-black. Of inter-racial violent crime, black-on-white far far outnumbers the opposite. The hyperbolic rants about black kids “dying just for walking while black” are utter nonsense as several level-headed commentators have pointed out. That’s not what happened here and it almost never is. Dear African-American community: heal thyself first and “profiling” will never be an issue for you.

Larry, bringing a can of “Whoop Ass” to the studio.

I can’t believe Larry isn’t a nationally known figure.

We love him here in L.A.! He is a good-humored gentleman and a Mensch of the highest order.

On his radio program, he once told the touching story of how his mother taught him to see the good in people and not just view things in black and white (or black vs. white).

When his mother was pregnant with Larry, she and Larry’s father were bumped from a flight in favor of a white couple. She said the airline employee was very embarrassed and ashamed at what he’d been ordered to do. He went to get a chair for the pregnant woman to sit down and then went to get her coffee, apologizing all the while. Most people experiencing that would focus on the negative aspects alone, but she was touched by the white man whose conscience was bothering him.

elder had many good points to make but the were mostly lost in his mile-a-minute shouting. style counts.

Dee Dee is certainly calculating! She knew she was on the phone with Trayvon, when Trayvon spotted Zimmerman. And, she knew Trayvon intended to stun Zimmerman (by punching him in the nose). Trayvon also wanted Zimmerman on the ground, so he could pound his head into the cement. And, he also beat him with his fists. (But the medical examiner, Dr. Bao “didn’t do hands.” And, the medical examiner flunked getting evidence. Why? Because the State didn’t want it!)

Now, back to Dee Dee. How much was she worth to Trayvon’s parents? (MILLIONS $$$) But they’re not sharing that wealth with her. And, if Piers Morgan didn’t have her one, she’d have fallen “silently into that good night.”

Yes, it’s always interesting to see the makeup artists, off stage, doing their work. Dee Dee appeared better than she did on the stand. And, the makeup artist(s) dealt with her thick neck. Without even getting screen credit.

Since Dee-Dee is definitely calculating … it just a matter of time before she reaches out to demand the money she thinks she deserves. Obviously, though, if she does it through correspondence, she’ll need to dictate her thoughts to a “trusted friend” who can write in cursive.

Maybe, ahead, the National Enquirer will produce headlines?

Oh, by the way, my definition of stupid … is when you give away millions to someone else … and, they just fart in your general direction.

“I am a black male who grew up in the inner city of Atlanta and no one ever followed me in a mall. I don’t recall any doors clicking when I crossed the street. And I never had anyone clutching their handbag when I got on an elevator. I guess having two awesome parents who taught me to be a respectful young man paid dividends.” — Allen West

Boom.