That’s what the driver of this car would have to do if not for big bad oil.

Thanks to reader Joseph, who writes:

I noticed this in a Jacksonville Beach parking lot as I was on my way to catch some waves from the hurricane after a Michele Bachmann event. Apparently they believe oil isn’t the answer to anything.

I wonder if they use any of these products on a daily basis:

http://www.ranken-energy.com/Products%20from%20Petroleum.htm

I bet they do.