It’s trending on Twitter as the vast right-wing conspiracy collectively mocks AttackWatch.com.
After it was launched yesterday:
There are so many to chose from, so consider this just a start:
Please post links in comments, and I’ll post images of some.
Update: Some from the comments and some I found:
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If you report an attack, they unexpectedly ask for money afterward.
Uh oh. Ruh roh. This cool, young, urban, camelotish, social-media savvyish, hipster administration has an “Attack Watch” video out on you tube. I fear NY 09 will be a short-lived victory … maybe even some kind of Trojan horse.
We’re doomed … sorry … I gotta report you, Professor …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYKRokgX00&feature=youtu.be
LukeHandCool (who wonders, what do you call the phase beyond when the wheels have come off and everybody except the internet strategies intern kid has been thrown under the bus?)
attackwatch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XYKRokgX00
Viator,
After reporting Professor Jacobson, I dutifully reported you for helping to spread the smeary parody commercial I posted in the above post. Please do your civic duty and report me. Cheers!
LukeHandCool (who can just picture young Emory the intern at AttackWatch.com yelling, “Rob, did we put out a commercial? Do you know anything about this?”)
Can you bring beer to the gulag?
Sorry, I can’t make it. President Obama just sent me an email inviting me to dinner. Ask that guard over there. Heard she’s a women’s studies major. She must be compassionate.
maiestas, Lèse-majesté
“There are a lot of disturbing—and ironic—things about the new Obama effort (AttackWatch.com) to monitor, hunt down, and attack its critics.
“So creepier still is the request to snoop around and collect evidence for what the Roman emperors and French monarchs used to call maiestas/Lèse-majesté—supposed crimes against the head of state, by circulating criticism of his authority that might lessen his proper sense of majesty.
Victor-Davis-Hanson
Actual WaPo headline: Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site to ‘fight smears,’ becomes laughing stock of the Internet
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/attack-watch-new-obama-campaign-site-to-fight-smears-becomes-laughing-stock-of-the-internet/2011/09/14/gIQAspHDSK_blog.html
I don’t do Twitter, so I don’t know how to link a specific Tweet (hey, I got the lingo down though!)
I thought this one was exceptionally stellar:
ExJon Jon G.
#AttackWatch There’s a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob: @AttackWatch
hasherhater Robert Sullivan
I’d like to report myself, I made a dollar and wanted to keep the whole thing. #attackwatch #shame
FiveBucksSays Five Bucks Says
Dear #attackwatch, I impulsively called the President an idiot. Wife agrees. I’d like a plea deal. Can I turn State’s evidence on her?
OK, I’m done-LOL
@Doc_0 (John Hayward) has some really, really funny ones: http://twitter.com/#!/Doc_0
And of course, @michellemalkin (Michelle Malkin): http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin
Bonus with MM: the CSPAN running updates on Solyndra hearing going on in DC today. The admin. is in this one so deep, they might not be able to weasel their way out of this one. Oh, how I hope they are held accountable – for this, and also for Fast & Furious (along with Holder and the entire DoJ corruptocrat machine).
I especially love the WaPo headline, as commented on by @MaggotAtBroadAndWall. Hopefully they will take down Ataaaaaaaack Waaaaaatch soon. 😉
Best laugh of the day… I think #attackwatch will be on twitterfall the rest of the afternoon. Thanks for the video post Viator and Luke!
Does an ‘Attack/Smear’ qualify if it turns out to be true? Joe Wilson comes to mind.
If there is one thing hipsters hate more than being called “hipsters,” it’s being laughed at.
Iowahawk:
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/114024016192344064
Attackwatch:
Obama said the job was above his pay grade. Isn’t that justification for all the mistakes he makes?
My life is not interesting enough to have a Twitter account, but I have some info that needs to be reported to Attack Watch. Can someone here help me? I just found out Coke, Dr. Pepper, and Pepsi, just too name a few, are putting CO2 in their products and distributing these WMD all around the world.
Dear President Obama – I visited the AttackWatch website and thought you should be alerted that someone appears to have hijacked your website and is using your domain to make you look like a desperate anti-American fascist kook who doesn’t understand that Americans are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights.
Okay, somebody please wake me up … this weird dream is getting a little too freaky.
First I dream that a Republican wins Ferraro’s/Schumer’s/Weiner’s old seat in New York.
Then I report Legal Insurrection to a site called “Attack Watch.”
Then (as a favor for reporting Prof. Jacobson, I believe) I get an email from President Obama with the creepy subject heading, “Sometime soon, can we meet for dinner?” He invites me to dinner … and asks to borrow $5.
LukeHandCool (who thinks the viral mocking reaction to “AttackWatch.com” is proving to be worse for the Obama administration than Turner’s win).
Accept the dinner offer and offer to pickup the tab sometime after 2014. Works for everything else, so who knows.
Haha! Nice one, Anchovy.
You gotta love attackwatch’s Blut und Boden (blood and soil) Nazi color scheme, though.
malichi47.
#attackwatch my neighbor keeps saying that Obama is a keynsian. Can you tell him that he was born in Hawaii
Report everything. Often. 🙂
Dear Attack Watch,
Whenever I’m in da ‘hood, I see all these t-shirts which read “Don’t Be a Snitch.”
FYI.
At the first Presidential debate the GOP candidate should give a fact and then ask Oboma if he needs to wait to report that him, or to see if #AttackWatch has a response ready for Obama to use.
I found a website with lies about .@BarackObama It’s WhiteHouse.gov #attackwatch
I’m reporting everybody here. You all deserve it. A friend just reported the so-called parody video as “Stalinist filth.”
Seriously, I haven’t I have had such laffs in a while. I’m going to report that myself. Signed,
I’m one of those that D.C. and the media et al call “an ankle biter peasant angry mob moron raaaaaacist troublemaker evilmonger astroturf stupid disruptive rightwingnut Indy hick Neanderthal kkk applicant K street Lobbyist hired mob un-American Nazi-loving brown-shirt bitter clings to guns and Bible homophobic xenophobic redneck teabagger irrational extremist whacky maverick fire-breathing nut job just want to see you die bigot nativist Islamophobe mosque basher psychopath nuts whacko fruitloop flat-out crazy paranoid unwashed ignorant illogical subversive unhinged fanatic loon enemy coward exterminationist captive to my fears don’t think clearly hater scared moonbat flat earther birther carny barker full of extreme rhetoric and vitriol desperate and dangerous with a sloping forehead goofball weasel destructive child Walmart shopper low information voter fragger (baby-kidnapping) terrorist extremist suicide bomber bomb throwing democracy threatening Al Qaeda (Christian)Taliban hostage taker jihadist ignoramus destructive child delusional ignoramous economic terrorist tyrant hobbit real enemy maintaining states rights and slavery going to hell put party before country son of a bitch barbarian at the gate apocalyptic cult zombie mis-information voter extremist small government posse type callous bigoted tool.”
I am going to report myself first thing every morning.
The funniest thing about this Twitter feed?
There are a couple well paid (by tax payers) political operatives in the West Wing who’s job it is to read every one of them.
Case in point:
OFA_MO Obama for America MO
We’re launching @AttackWatch to provide a hub for the facts, and empower you to fight back with the truth. #Obama2012 #attackwatch
4 minutes ago
ha ha ha ha! Browndog, that is The Best Comment of the Thread. Because it’s true!
I also liked Iowahawk’s tweet:
Nobody expects the #AttackWatch inquisition!
http://www.attackwatchwatch.com/AttackWatchWatch.com/Home.html
Reporting this.
Okay, we gotta be careful. This is all too perfect.
First I thought, “This has A. Weiner’s social-media savvy … but without the charm.”
But now I’m finding it kind of charming in it’s own earnest yet inept little way.
“Dear #attackwatch: People are saying that reporting my friends to a website is fascist and totalitarian. They can’t be right, can they?”
“Any truth to the rumor @michellemalkin and rush limbaugh deviously set up #attackwatch? No #obama supporter would be dumb enough to do so.”
“#AttackWatch Hey I’ve turned in almost all my neighbors today. I’m shooting for the Obamacare waiver prize.”
“#attackwatch I live in NJ and switched from Democrat to Republican. Or do you already know?”
Check these out:
http://twitter.com/#!/IndyPiggy/status/114050717265829889
IndyPiggy Brianna
There’s a rich guy that lives in a big white house and he calls me names and encourages others to fight me. #attackwatch
http://twitter.com/#!/wmkim/status/114016561504858112
wmkim Wan Kim
LOL RT @BrentTeichman: RT @Caper29b: Hey #attackwatch I just looked at a map of the U.S. Someone has stolen 7 of the 57 States!
http://twitter.com/#!/kesgardner/status/113861270784061440
kesgardner Ken Gardner
RT @moderncomments: Dear #attackwatch: Orwell’s 1984 was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.
http://twitter.com/#!/BradMarston/status/113812967727968256
BradMarston Brad Marston
I found a website with lies about .@BarackObama It’s WhiteHouse.gov #attackwatch
http://twitter.com/#!/Drill_Thrawl/status/113768607489593344
Drill_Thrawl Drill Thrawl
Hey kids, are mommy and daddy talking bad about Obama? Besure to report them at #attackwatch.
http://ricochet.com/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/media/images/disappear/1125439-1-eng-US/Disappear_lightbox.jpg
GOP rep, Louie Gohmert (R-TX), swipes name of Obama’s new jobs bill before Democrats introduce it in Congress.
“Gohmert filed his two-page alternative to the president’s plan, under the same title. It’s basically one line long: Repeal the corporate income tax, just as Palin recommended in her Indianola speech a few weeks ago.”
Allahpundit at HotAir already reported him to Attack Watch.
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/09/14/gop-rep-swipes-name-of-obamas-new-jobs-bill-before-democrats-introduce-it-in-congress/
Oh boy, where to start.
For the monty python fans:
@iowahawkblog Nobody expects the #AttackWatch inquisition!
Others:
@iowahawkblog Remember, social media is supposed to be their strong suit. #AttackWatch!
@iowahawkblog #AttackWatch having a rough day over there at the Ministry of Truth, aren’t we? #BigBrotherFAIL
Comment from Robert Dammers on Ricochet
“Carter without the competence. Nixon without the Ethics. God help America, and God help the rest of us.”
I am leaving immediately for my cycle & swim & looking forward to ALL the Attack Watch fun when I return . I always read LI first & think about stuff up & down the pool.I often have a reply but usually the thread has moved on. Timezones!
Plus The Seekers! If anyone is interested Judith Durham was a very young Jazz club singer before joining The Seekers . She became disillusioned with the Pop business & retired to a rural life. About 10 years later she recorded a very good compilation of old style jazz songs in the States. One of the best voices ever & extra special to hear her singing her favourite stuff.
My favorite, so far — huskermac: #attackwatch…the oceans won’t stop rising. They don’t seem to care. I suspect racism.
Also -the guitarist next to Judith Durham (Keith Porgrass ) became a conservative Member of Parliament later.
Here is something: Watching the Watchers Watching you. http://www.attackwatchwatch.com/Home.html
http://michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ZZ43A95397.jpg
Question for @attackwatch : Do you have a frequent snitch program? If I turn in 8 neighbors, can I get a free flight to D.C.?
Hey @AttackWatch – Obama’s gov’t stormtroopers invaded #Gibson Guitars. Can you round up any witnesses, please?
Hi @AttackWatch, someone is trying to make Congress pass a “Jobs Bill” which hasn’t been introduced yet. Can you help?
Dear #AttackWatch Someone is hiding the presidents college transcripts. You should investigate.
#AttackWatch KFC has 11 secret herbs & spices for their chicken. Can we do a FOIA on that? @AttackWatch
Facebook is double posting again. Please help. #attackwatch
Hey @attackwatch, I heard the USA suffered a credit downgrade under Obama. Those SOB teaparty, always telling tales huh?
If I use the #Attackwatch hashtag do I still have to email [email protected] ? #SoConfused
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I love this one from LisaGraas….
#AttackWatch If I report ten times do I get a real watch? With secret decoder features? Please advise.
Iowahawkblog has been nothing short of brilliant tonight on twitter.
Is this “Big Brother” or “Hitler’s Children”? Hard to tell. I thought people who seek public office had thicker skin than this.
Whatever happened to FightTheSmears.com? Is this 2.0?
The other point to make is that in 2008 Obama was an “outsider” battling the “smear machine of The MAN” while now Obama IS The MAN and, with blatant mass media support, needs no such ‘protections’ rather they make him look downright authoritarian.
This is the stupidist idea that I have ever seen. I just joined and was immediately asked for a contribution. I can’t wait to see the emails that I get from these jackasses. Whoops. I need to report myself.
Bill, you should start selling “attack watch” tee shirts. I’ll take two in XL. Where do I send my check [to make reporting me easier]?
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