“Oh dear, are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?”...
"I'm a huge fan of Bill Maher, and I mean, I think he's really one of the oracles for my party, and he acknowledged it, it's like, hey, he thought that the tariffs were going to tank the economy, and then he acknowledged that it...
“Joe Biden’s allies are prepared to ‘escalate’ and reveal unflattering stories about Kamala Harris should the former vice president decide to talk about the former president’s cognitive decline.”...
Remember, this is the guy who doesn't think Illinois is gerrymandered at all....
"Thank you, President Trump for your endorsement & trust! We will work every day in all 100 counties to win this race & we will not stop until we make North Carolina better, safer, & stronger."...
"Those who protect and serve our community should not do so behind a concealed identity."...
"Well, Shannon, let's be really clear here. There is no new information."...
“There's a lot of us in this caucus that want to f*cking fight. And what's bothering me right now is we don't see enough fight in this caucus.“...
"This is the first president in history who has never had, at this point in his presidency, a civilian nominee approved either by unanimous consent or voice vote in the Senate."...
"The new survey finds that 63% of voters hold an unfavorable view of the Democratic Party—the highest share in Journal polls dating to 1990 and 30 percentage points higher than the 33% who hold a favorable view."...
One of the biggest self-owns I've seen....
"States where Democrats would have complete control over any redistricting, such as Illinois and Maryland, are already gerrymandered heavily in their favor. Squeezing more Democratic seats out of those states would be a challenge."...
X user responds: "Mannnn you're really embracing your party's forefathers who launched a Civil War because they were worried about who would pick their cotton, wash their bedsheets, and cook their meals."...
Where's the money?...
"And James Carville, who hasn't run a race in 40 f*cking years, and David Axelrod, who had one success in his political life, and that was Barack Obama. And that was because of Barack Obama, not because of f*cking David Axelrod...
"Thank you Stephen Colbert for your willingness to speak truth to power. Staying far from timid. And never bending the knee to a wannabe king."...
"At this particular point, this election cycle looks a lot more like 2024 than it does then either 2018 or 2006. And so, of course, Republicans actually held onto the House back in 2024. Will it happen this time around? We'll just have to wait...
[The Right] saw a fading genre getting one last round of applause before the curtain fell, and a Democratic Party so deep in its echo chamber, it probably thinks canceling a late-night show is a threat to democracy....
