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Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett Files to Run for Senate From Texas

Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett Files to Run for Senate From Texas

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I wonder if she even makes it out of the Democratic primary.

Did she need a separate filing for her eyebrows?

*snort*

It’s hard to be professional when it comes to someone like Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX).

It’s going to be even harder because Crockett filed to run for the Senate in 2026 after Rep. Colin Allred, a potential rival, dropped his bid for the Democratic primary.

I mean, look at the video:

Crockett held an event in Texas to make her announcement.

You guys…I just cannot. How is this real life? At least Crockett doesn’t hide the reason why so many people run for office: ME ME ME ME!

Chris Cillizza wrote at The Daily Beast that Crockett’s run “could be a nightmare for Democrats” because the Democrats could give the Republicans a decent run if Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton wins the Republican primary.

But uber progressive Crockett would ruin that because Texas is not Illinois.

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gonzotx | December 8, 2025 at 5:34 pm

Ken Patton is very well liked in Texas

He’s solid MAGA


 
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Dagwood | December 8, 2025 at 5:34 pm

I just hope conservatives turn out in droves next November and relegate ridiculous fools like her to jobs at PMS NOW.


 
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Mauiobserver | December 8, 2025 at 5:37 pm

If Paxton wins the GOP nomination, this election will be a complete contrast in ideologies. If the centrist incumbent wins the GOP nomination Crockett and the Dems will certainly have more energy and probably a massive ground operation. I would expect the GOP to hold on but you never know.


     
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    fscarn in reply to Mauiobserver. | December 8, 2025 at 6:09 pm

    That’s what the 2020 race would have been, with Trump representing the spirit of America and Sanders the spirit of collectivism with 8-cylinder wealth distribution. That stark contrast would have shown the Ds that they were anti-American. This explains all the dirty work to get Biden the nomination – to continue fooling the citizens the true intentions of the Ds.

I would not totally count out Crockett if Cornyn gets the nomination.

What’s up with the Mr. Magoo goggles?


     
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    MrE in reply to MrE. | December 8, 2025 at 8:00 pm

    Aw MC – you left me hanging changin’ pictures like that … wh’ happen to the Mr. Magoo photo? Those glasses she had look like they wuz cut out the back of a cereal box …

If she doesn’t win the nomination, she’ll definitely make a great new permanent member of “The View.”


 
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Peter Moss | December 8, 2025 at 6:12 pm

The woman is a walking stereotype, and not in a good way.

There are plenty of black women that would make fine senators.

She not only isn’t one of them, she’s an utter garbage human being to boot.

At the Texas Republican Party Headquarters……there was much rejoicing.

Watch out for Wesley Hunt. He would be amazing against Crockett.


 
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texansamurai | December 8, 2025 at 6:49 pm

missouri flushed her a while back and she ends up here–lord

she’d look better with a toilet seat around her neck–a more appropos accessory to affirm what she really is


 
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Olinser | December 8, 2025 at 7:17 pm

Dumber than a box of Crocketts.

All hat and no cattle.

And she doesn’t have a hat.

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