Joe Biden Trying to Charge $300K for Speeches, Having Trouble Finding Customers
“If travel is required, a private jet and expenses for five staffers also is expected for Biden, who has been repped since early February by the Creative Artists Agency.”
Joe Biden is trying to follow in the footsteps of Bill and Hillary Clinton, charging massive fees to give speeches. Now that the influence peddling is gone, he has to make up the loss in income, somehow.
The problem old Joe is running into, is that there’s just not a huge market for barely coherent speeches that drift from creepy whispering to suddenly yelling angrily at the audience.
The New York Post reports:
Joe Biden ‘having trouble booking gigs’ with $300K per speech asking price
It’s not just Biden family artwork that’s struggling to sell these days.
Former President Joe Biden’s attempt to bill $300,000 per speaking appearance is finding few takers, The Post has learned — as some of his own former aides say it’s time for the 82-year-old to leave the spotlight for good after reminiscing about “colored kids” Tuesday in his first public address since leaving office.
A source familiar with Biden’s faltering speaking career said that the 46th president’s standard pitch is $300,000 — 25% below Barack Obama’s $400,000 asking price upon leaving office in 2017.
It’s unclear how negotiable Biden’s rate is.
If travel is required, a private jet and expenses for five staffers also is expected for Biden, who has been repped since early February by the Creative Artists Agency.
“CAA is having trouble booking gigs, which isn’t surprising,” the tipster said.
You don’t have to be a brain surgeon to know why this is happening.
I am shocked – shocked – that Joe Biden's influence peddling business is struggling now that he no longer has any influence to actually peddle. https://t.co/jgOogbDimL
— Rhode Islander (@rhodeislander) April 17, 2025
If Joe Biden’s recent speech in Chicago was an advertisement for his services, it’s no wonder he is having trouble.
Here’s a clip you may not have seen.
🚨 Joe Biden is spending his first speech since leaving office saying he didn’t have to grow up around black people
“I remember watching a bus go by… it was full of colored kids… I had never seen those.”
The face of the Democrat party 🤣🤡 pic.twitter.com/4keCWCep8O
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 15, 2025
Joe Rogan had some fun with this. Watch:
Joe Rogan shares his take on Biden’s first speech since leaving office — and he’s not holding back:
"Who’s letting him talk? This is crazy."pic.twitter.com/NMTsUXpUOQ
— Department of Government Efficiency News (@DOGE__news) April 19, 2025
Why aren’t people lining up to pay this man $300,000 to give a speech? It’s a real mystery.
Do you think Joe Biden will even speak at the next Democratic National Convention? I’m guessing no.
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Once a grifter always a grifter.
True and I read that for the first time in his adult life Hunter sits on no company boards, imagine that. I don’t think this is grifting, though. If someone wants to pay $300k to hear an old man slur, ramble and shout at the sky then that’s their money.
I’d kick in to buy him the cold open spot on SNL.
The program, the party, Joe himself — it’s a perfect three-way FU.
It could be comedy gold, but then he might not survive more than 15 minutes either
You mean Joe might “die” onstage?
Or “die onstage?”
Break a leg, Joe.
No. Really. Break a leg. Literally.
Funny how SNL would show Gerald Ford as a klutz. But Joe Bidet couldn’t stand up because he fell every time. Yet…
At his age it’s break a hip Joe.
They should ask Chevy Chase back to do a Joe Biden pratfall open.
I think he’s even old enough now to sell it.
I really dislike Chase. Unfunny in the extreme. He can break a hip too.
Biden is having trouble booking $300,000 speeches. Well, to be sure Hunter, isn’t doing too well selling his $500,000 paintings.
Nope and I wonder how DR JILL is dealing with not being President anymore. I bet there is no one returning a call from that hag
No more buyers for hunter paintings to pay for the presidential library??
I wouldn’t let him paint my house for free.
He probably doesn’t have enough poo to paint your house no matter how small it might be, Maybe if it was dollhouse size.
A Hunter come clean tour of speeches could probably net millions.
There’s two speaking tours I’d suicide before watching:
Hillary celebrating her sobriety, and Hunter finding Jeeeeeeeezus,
“Expenses for five staffers” – LOL. More like five caregivers.
One no longer carrying the “football”, but now a bag of diapers.
JR would pay for it.
JR certainly couldn’t travel as a caregiver. That would require both having an entire geriatric medicine practice travel with them. The cost of cleaning the feces from the seats would be astronomical.
JR is a bankrupt lawyer who lives in a homeless shelter in Des Moines.
Even if JR could afford Biden’s fee, he’s the only person on earth who Joe Biden would refuse a check from.
does that also include having to have someone to change his adult briefs.
or does “DR.” Jill do that
As long as she gets paid as a caretaker through the Structured Family Care Program, she will be more than happy to.
I wouldn’t listen to anything that pedophile says if HE PAID ME $300k
If Biden paid me 300k I still wouldn’t listen to him speak.
I don’t know. I think it’s kind of funny when he uses racial slurs to describe pretend situations he claims to have encountered.
I would pay to see him insult Indians, Blacks, Hispanics, and even women. It shines a light on how corrupt and hypocritical the Democrats are.
Better you than me. I really have a low crap tolerance especially where politicians are concerned.
How much is Hunter’s cut of the $300k?
Why would Hunter get a cut? He’s no longer repping his father. According to him, his cut of the bribes he used to collect for his father was a whopping 50%, which he complained was too low. But the bribes have stopped coming in, and Joe is now repped by a reputable agency which doesn’t engage in any shenanigans, so I assume Hunter is not getting anything.
“That’s a joke, I say that’s a joke son.”
It must really burn Joe to have to give “10% for the ACA.”
Hey. Joe? Take heart. There’s always the wedding and bar mitzvah circuit.
Eh. We should probably keep Joe away from minors.
And the women. The old hair sniffer back massager wouldn’t be able to help himself.
I’m loving retirement. Never having to play Winchester Cathedral, the Bunny Hop, or Beer Barrel Polka ever again.
Hmm… no one wants to buy a ridiculously overpriced product that’s well past its expiration date and wasn’t all that useful to begin with. Hard to believe.
Excellent description.
Except a special collector.
Maybe somebody like George Soros… or better yet, Baron Samedi.
I mean, I still have two NIB Veg-O-Matics.
$300,000 to listen to Joe mumble mumble yell whisper mumble
What a bargain
I thought for sure there would be commercials for “oops I crapped my pants” adult diapers, Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, and Kellogg’s Corn Pops cereal with Joe Bidet flooding the tv and streaming services ad spots. Guess I was wrong. thank god.
It’s because he can’t stay on script.
Actually, the insurance company with the “Mayhem” character is VERY interested.
I would have sympathy for China Joe* if he hadn’t been a nasty POS his whole life.
w/o tax funding sooooo many of these entities cant exist in order to pay him
To be a stand up comic, first you have to be able to stand up. Prat falls are funny when not real…but then FJB has never ever been funny and the real damage he has done prior to being a rubber plant rubber stamp is enough to enjoy this charade. We are enjoying the decline of FJB, not of his body.
An ex-president commands large “speaker fees” (actually indirect influence money) on the strength of his continuing power and influence in Washington and in his party, and how he can exploit that power to help friendly fee-payers.
But…
– Biden was forced out of the running in 2024 by his own party.
– If he hadn’t withdrawn, he’d have surely lost badly due to his undeniable dementia.
– His chosen running mate, after treacherously usurping his candidacy, went on to a humiliating defeat.
– Biden’s incompetent inner circle screwed the country up so badly that it was the major factor in the party’s 2024 loss.
– The Demorrhoid Party currently is at a record-low approval rating among Americans.
So…
What does Demorrhoid double-loser Biden have to offer ANYONE that’s worth paying ANYTHING for?
Oh, and his mentor Barack Obama is also a has-been, and has abandoned Filthy Joe as well.