Question! Which one is the better cocaine song? Feel Good Hit of the Summer by Queens of the Stone Age or Cocaine by Eric Clapton?
The Secret Service confirmed the white substance found in the White House tested positive for cocaine.
The first reports stated the agents found it in the library, which could mean the residential part. Then they said they found it in a place visited by guests and staff.
One official told CBS News the agents found the cocaine “near an entrance where visitors taking tours are directed to leave their phones.”
Weird, right? Again, I admit I’m not as against conspiracy theorists as I used to be.
The dispatch call said they found the cocaine in the residence’s library. How do they mix that up with an entrance? I don’t get it. I think people can tell the difference between a library and a guest/staff entrance.
When you find a suspicious item, whether it’s a package or powder, you leave it where you found it. You don’t touch anything. Therefore, if anyone says they moved it to test it, I won’t believe them.
Hunter Biden, who has a history with cocaine, was at Camp David when the Secret Service found the cocaine. That doesn’t mean anything to me, though.
The discovery led to an evacuation. A hazmat crew went to the White House while Secret Service blocked off streets.
Now law enforcement said we likely won’t find out who brought the cocaine into the White House.
You guys don’t have cameras? Cannot test for fingerprints? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? This is insane. If the Secret Service does regular sweeps as they claim, then it shouldn’t be hard to find out who brought the cocaine.
Give me a break. Oh wait, here’s an excuse:
Asked what the chances were of finding the culprit, the official said that “it’s gonna be very difficult for us to do that because of where it was.”“Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught” by the cameras, added the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity given that it’s an ongoing investigation. “It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.”
So the White House doesn’t have cameras at a part where people regularly enter and leave the building. Again, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The Secret Service said: “On Sunday evening, the White House complex went into a precautionary closure as officers from the Secret Service Uniformed Division investigated an unknown item found inside a work area. The DC Fire Department was called to evaluate and quickly determined the item to be non-hazardous.”
Non-hazardous? I had sinus surgery a few years ago. I was curious how they did it, so I looked up sinus surgeries on YouTube.
I came across nose surgeries for cocaine addicts. Non-hazardous? Yeah, whatever. That stuff wastes away your septum and disfigures your nose. You end up looking like Voldemort from Harry Potter.
They’re lucky kids didn’t get their hands on it.
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