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Kamala Harris Tries to Explain Space to the U.S. Space Force

Kamala Harris Tries to Explain Space to the U.S. Space Force

Twitter user: “When your book report on space is due and you didn’t do any of it…”

Vice President Kamala Harris showcased her inability to speak coherently to crowds for like the millionth time. The lady failed her presidential campaign because she can’t fake excitement or knowledge. Stop being a robot!

Harris stopped at the Vandenburg Space Force Base in Los Angeles. Could someone at least provide our vice president with a thesaurus? Please:

I think everyone here recognizes how extraordinary space is. Whether it is satellites that orbit the earth, humans that land on the moon, or telescopes that peer into the furthest reaches of the universe. Space is exciting. It spurs our imagination. And it forces us to ask big questions.

The Twitter account @FiveTimesAugust described it perfectly: “When your book report on space is due and you didn’t do any of it…”

Not in the clip:

There are so many opportunities in space for our country and for all of humanity — from science, to commerce, to national security.

All of you on this base know the importance of the space systems that you use and operate and how important they are for our national security.

Our space capabilities provide for global awareness, global connectivity, and global navigation.

And, of course, we also know the threats we face in space.

Harris’s speech centered around a plan by the administration to ban “destructive, anti-satellite missile testing.”

The Biden administration wants all nations to pass similar bans.

Russia and China already performed anti-missile tests in space. Do you think the countries will bow to Biden’s requests?

It all sounds fine and dandy but when our enemies keep their anti-missile capabilities it handicaps us against the very threats Harris mentioned in her speech.


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Joe Biden (“God love ‘im) promised both of his supporters that he would select a woman of color as his running mate.

There are millions of highly intelligent, highly successful black women in the United States who would have made a fine Vice President. Damned few of them are as rock stupid is this broad.

    henrybowman in reply to Peter Moss. | April 20, 2022 at 5:54 pm

    He would have done better with a Woman of Color Commentary.

    A presumptive — Can we be certain, of anything? Even a baby is a fetal technical term of art in Democrat circles. — woman… of color or chip of the uniform and inclusive bloc.

    amatuerwrangler in reply to Peter Moss. | April 20, 2022 at 9:02 pm

    Joe’s problem was the need to pick a VP candidate that did not make the public wish that the ticket was reversed. In that respect he did well: a female POC so dim that people are wishing him good health and not plotting to get rid of him.

    He never thought about the idea that Obama had to do the same.

      The John McCain mistake. I know a lot of people who voted for Palin, almost none who voted for McCain.

        Pepsi_Freak in reply to WTPuck. | April 25, 2022 at 12:07 am

        I remember reading a study that concluded that McCain’s selection of Governor Palin added a net of 3 million votes to his tally. Still wasn’t enough, though.

The only space she knows about is the area between her ears. We have plenty of competent black women in the US. It’s a shame that she is giving them a bad name.

    Another Voice in reply to OldProf2. | April 22, 2022 at 3:57 pm

    Kamala just had another staff resignation; Security Adviser. I do believe the Easter Bunny would fit the bill nicely as a replacement. Perhaps this #13 replacement will be a winner. They have a lot in common and may be the only one who can actually talk her “salad” language.

Anonymous Bosh | April 20, 2022 at 5:48 pm

I… I… I hate to say this, but I am praying for Brandon’s health.

Kamala Harris, restoring American’s reputation around the world, one speech at a time.

LOL, what a pathetic fucking joke this whore is.

“Ms. Vice President, could we wrap this up quickly? We need to get you to New York City so you can explain pizza to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Another Voice | April 20, 2022 at 6:10 pm

Ya just want to scream, “STOP..STOP !!! Please just shut up and go sit down.”….
She’s an embarrassment to the nth degree.

It’s “Vandenberg” SFB

The point to make is that there isn’t a “safe” space in outer space.

Colonel Travis | April 20, 2022 at 6:20 pm

Good Lord…

The only good thing is that she has no kids of her own.

There is the absence of knowledge and skill, the big black matters in bad faith, and the space that confines our observation to a limited frame of reference… but we can dream and infer patterns in the signals.

Feel pity for whoever wrote her speech. Imagine trying to dumb down something as complex and important as space policy so that she could read it without having to say any big words or encounter any concepts beyond her understanding.

It must be almost as bad as writing for her boss.

“Kamala Harris tries to explain”

The wise old Yoda says there is no try. There is only explain and explain not.

nordic_prince | April 20, 2022 at 8:04 pm

She makes Edith Bunker look like Mensa material.

Space is a phenomenon in our universe. It exists next to another phenomenon, called time. Time is an even bigger phenomenon in our universe, which is effectively indistinguishable from space, so basically that’s wrong. When you think about it, which I do all the space, there is great, great significance to the passage of space. This right then is why all of you brave birthing- and non-birthing persons need to achieve that first for America, and not let Elon do it for America First. Or more adjacently.

SeiteiSouther | April 21, 2022 at 11:32 am

A primer on how she sounded.

Hmmm. The vacuous attempting to describe the vacuum that is space. It is a good thing that she had a script to follow.

There is no functional difference between stating “People of Color” or “Colored People”

If one is racist then both are racist.

She was reading her explanation of what she would be talking about written at a level she could understand.

You know what I’d REALLY like: for Harris to try and explain how she became vice president.

She is a expert with all the space between her ears

When I was on active duty, one of my favorite things was when politicos would explain sh*t to me.

We all love it.,229

Whatever aircraft then Senator Hillary! was riding in had the call sign Broomstick 1.

Old Navy Doc | April 25, 2022 at 9:49 am

When asked why he would keep Spiro Agnew on the ticket for his 1972 re-election campaign, Nixon quipped: ‘Because no assassin in their right mind would kill me.’

Nuff said.