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Kamala Harris Has Deep Thoughts On The Mississippi Delta

Kamala Harris Has Deep Thoughts On The Mississippi Delta

“So I am here because this is a community in the Mississippi Delta that has a long history of being part of America’s history, um, including having the needs that should be met…”

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1302296149341208576

This administration is a slow-motion train wreck. When Joe “I am the Democratic Party” Biden isn’t provoking World War III between pudding cups, Kamala Harris is serving up heaping helpings of word salad.

Fresh off her weird babblings about Jamaica, Harris sat down for an interview with MSNBC’s Joy Reid. Easy-peasey, right? I mean, this is not just friendly media, this is fawning media. What could go wrong? Oh, right, Harris had to speak during the parts Reid was not.

In case, you missed the Jamaica comments to which I alluded above:

Cringe.

And she does it again in the Reid interview.

I don’t understand this unpleasant new tic of hers at all. Granted, she’s not cackling like a maniac, but she needs to just stop talking when she hears herself repeat the same word/s over and over.

In this example (well, all of them, really), she clearly has no idea what to say, so she just keeps saying words. Any words. In any order.

It might be better if she just sat there and gave Reid a blank stare rather than start down these weird, rambling, repetitive thought paths for which she is becoming known and which already are the verbal equivalent of a deer in the headlights stare.

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henrybowman | April 2, 2022 at 6:12 pm

xkcd.com just did their annual April Fool’s comic, which consisted of a 9+ hour audio file of a synthetic voice reading a LOGO program that draws a turtle.

Seems like a lot of effort to go through in a world where Kamala videos exist that you could just crib from.

“The Mississippi Delta has a long history that is part of America’s history.”

I’m going to write that down so I won’t forget it. It might be on a history test sometime—if I ever go to the outer limits or enter the Twilight Zone.

    CommoChief in reply to Peabody. | April 2, 2022 at 6:58 pm

    That sounds like the opening sentence for a HS presentation on Absalom, Absalom! by someone who glanced at the cliff notes.

      hrhdhd in reply to CommoChief. | April 2, 2022 at 7:57 pm

      My students would add, “Nowadays, in today’s society” — but they’d misspell “nowadays.”

      All of these “gaffes” of hers sound like that. She sounds like a middle schooler who writes their book report on the school bus the day it’s due, hasn’t read the book, and has learned to stall by repeating back the question to the teacher.

      Why couldn’t they make her the WH spokesperson, instead of VP?

    henrybowman in reply to Peabody. | April 2, 2022 at 6:59 pm

    “I just dropped in /
    To see what condition my condition was in.”

    (The forgotten tune sung by Kenny Rogers’ on his very first TV appearance ever, before he figured out that he sold way better as a country act than a groovy psychedelic hippie.)

      CommoChief in reply to henrybowman. | April 2, 2022 at 8:58 pm

      IDK, he covered ‘Ruby, don’t take your love to town’ in 1969 and was still had a not yet country sound in that. No argument that his country career was much better financially. I am not old enough to have seen earlier performances. Heck even this one; I was born in 1970 so I remembered him solely from the Gambler to current day before the internet came along offering glimpses of past performances.

      randian in reply to henrybowman. | April 3, 2022 at 2:13 am

      I liked the First Edition, rock suited Rogers.

    The Gentle Grizzly in reply to Peabody. | April 2, 2022 at 11:44 pm

    It may end up getting engraved on the top part of a government building someday.

I bet drug tests for both Harris and Biden would produce fascinating and voluminous results.

    henrybowman in reply to TargaGTS. | April 2, 2022 at 7:00 pm

    Maybe the undiscovered secret to a successful administration would be for them to swap drugs.

    Peabody in reply to TargaGTS. | April 2, 2022 at 7:58 pm

    A drug test of Biden would show he is taking a dangerously high dosage of alzheimer’s drugs.

      murkyv in reply to Peabody. | April 2, 2022 at 10:42 pm

      That’s why he goes to Delaware every 4 days

      Dr. Feelgood has to juice him up with his weekly Aricept drip

        The Gentle Grizzly in reply to murkyv. | April 2, 2022 at 11:46 pm

        I sometimes wonder if the doctor’s last name is Morel. The grandson of a doctor with the same name that was the doctor to another world leader.

      TargaGTS in reply to Peabody. | April 3, 2022 at 9:06 am

      Yes, I suspect he is on a cocktail of medications. Have you ever noticed his pupils? With some frequency, they’re the size of black saucers. Pronounced eye dilation can be an indicator of Alzheimers, but it can also be an indicator of a number of classes of drugs used to treat brain issues.

    Fat_Freddys_Cat in reply to TargaGTS. | April 4, 2022 at 8:31 am

    I do strongly suspect that they’re pumping Joe full of drugs in a failing attempt to keep him from completely deflating. But in Cacklin’ Kamala’s case, I don’t think it’s drugs. I think she really is as thick as a post. She’s an example of the Peter Principle in action, in this case Willy Brown’s peter.

Listened to an interview a couple of weeks ago where the guest (I can’t remember who it was) was asked about Harris’ word salad. She nailed it with this quip: “Kamala sounds like a 5th grader who has to stand up in class to give a book report for a book she didn’t read.”

    This is about right. In grade school, book report assignments start out with the suggestion that you repeat the assignment to help you formulate your answer. That’s why 5th grade book reports start: “[This book] was written by [author]. The setting is in the South during the Civil War, and it has one main character who is a Southerner during the Civil War, which was a long time ago.” The assignment was to describe the setting and protagonist of the book, being sure to include the title and author, so the student starts by repeating that to get them started on the substance of the report.

    Public speaking or Speech classes begin with that same premise, repeat the question to buy time while you formulate your response.

    Kamala does the first part (over and over) but doesn’t have the mental acuity to do the second.

Biden and Harris make a great comedy team. When do they get their late night talk show?

    Peabody in reply to natdj. | April 2, 2022 at 8:34 pm

    A talk show would be difficult to pull off because it would require dozens of teleprompters and cue cards that would all have to be in sync so that everyone could read their part at the proper time.

She really is this lame. It’s horrifying.

Even a Teleprompter couldn’t help her.

So this mental defect graduated from law school and passed the bar exam. Something is wrong.

This administration is a slow-motion train wreck.
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No, this is the deliberate attempt to destroy America. EFF lyin’ pedo joe biden* cares not one whit about polls, popularity or anything. He’s in it to destroy the country while raking in as many billions as he can.

healthguyfsu | April 2, 2022 at 10:15 pm

Everyone is racist for holding her to “white” standards of intelligence.

Everyone knows the soft bigotry of low expectations combined with a self-servicing narcissistic blanket of praise for her race and gender is the way to here.

For all of the Biden/Harris voters – You own this mess.

DelightLaw1 | April 3, 2022 at 8:11 am

While On the one hand, it is shocking and frightening to watch the person in one of the highest, most powerful positions in the government, (next in line for President!), actually be this utterly stupid, I also must admit I find these clips of her “acting profound” to be some of the funniest performances our best comedians couldn’t even dream up! You laugh ~ you cry.

You headline is erroneous! Harris has never, in her life, had a deep thought!

Don’t forget the significance of the passage of time.

Harris got where she is by using her mouth, but not for talking.

    maxmillion in reply to Anchovy. | April 3, 2022 at 2:49 pm

    She was supposedly a good lawyer but she can’t extemporize coherently, something which trial lawyers are constantly called upon to do.

“This is going to sound immodest, but I’m obviously a top-tier candidate…”

Obviously.