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Easter Bunny Tears Biden Away From Press at Easter Egg Roll

Easter Bunny Tears Biden Away From Press at Easter Egg Roll

I wonder who wore the suit.

I…have no words. Why did the Easter Bunny pry away Biden from the reporters? Biden tried to answer questions about Afghanistan and Pakistan.

I am so confused. Why wouldn’t anyone in the White House stop Biden from speaking to the press? (Rhetorical question)

This tweet has me laughing so hard.

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Colonel Travis | April 18, 2022 at 7:08 pm

This country has turned into a David Lynch movie.

That bunny was on point yesterday. I also saw a story where he saved a bunch of kids from the pedophile-in-chief.

    fscarn in reply to Ironclaw. | April 18, 2022 at 9:12 pm

    “Harvey, didn’t I just shake your hand, er paw, the other day? You remember, at the podium. Com’n, man, lets go for a drink. Are there any other pookas around? Ask them to join us.”

      Peabody in reply to fscarn. | April 19, 2022 at 12:02 am

      Who’s Harvey?
      A white rabbit, six feet tall.
      Six feet?
      Six feet three and a half inches. Let’s stick to the facts.”

    Peabody in reply to Ironclaw. | April 18, 2022 at 9:37 pm

    That bunny is on point every day, just doesn’t always wear a costume.

Someone on Joe’s crack staff thought that having someone in a rabbit suit gently direct him away from his adoring fans would be more subtle than having an obviously human minder do it.

These are the geniuses running our government now.

At the risk of repeating myself: Stolen elections have consequences.

Who here believes this clown is in charge of anything?

At the State of our Disunion address Sundowner said he was going to talk to the people more, I couldn’t wait as it’s usually a disaster. Well some Puppeteer thinks so too it seems.

healthguyfsu | April 18, 2022 at 7:39 pm

Bunny faced pony soldier

    As an aside, the ‘Lying dog-faced pony soldier’ line appeared in a twilight zone episode involving a soldier who foresaw others deaths

    I have no idea if that’s where it originated, but I watched the clip

Thanks progs. Your TDS led you to perpetuate the largest election fraud in history, all so you could install a LITERAL mental retard as POTUS. Good job!

This is the most utterly pathetic bullshit imaginable.

Can you imagine any staffer even THINKING about doing this to Trump or even Obama?

I’m not sure people realize how dangerous a situation we are in right now.

Our “president” is a vegetable; a man unable to interact in the most rudimentary way.

Our enemies can see the same video clips that we see. They doubtless see an opening, an opportunity to seize upon our misfortune of being defrauded of our rightful president.

It’s sobering to contemplate that there are people alive right now that are doomed because Dementia Joe was corralled by the Easter Bunny.

What a farce.

    Colonel Travis in reply to Peter Moss. | April 18, 2022 at 8:21 pm

    It is really bad.
    Wouldn’t be surprised if we have an Edith Wilson thing going on.

    Well put. Despite all the opportunities for laughter that Brandon creates, including Mr. Branco’s great cartoons, this is a very sobering matter indeed and not at all funny. For example, 15% inflation, if measured as in the 1970’s, and 5 million illegals by the end of this year, since Brandon took over, will wreck a lot of lives. Then, a good case can be made that every death in Ukraine is due to Putin seeing extreme weakness in USA leadership, as in Afghanistan, and deciding that he would never have a better opportunity to expand on his Crimea success under the Obama/Biden regime.

    Ironclaw in reply to Peter Moss. | April 18, 2022 at 11:50 pm

    YOUR president. I don’t recognize the authority of that dementia-ridden, retarded pedophile traitor and I certainly do not consent to be governed by a pedophile.

    Our enemies know who is in charge: our enemies.

    MarkInKansas in reply to Peter Moss. | April 19, 2022 at 2:21 am

    Our foreign enemies still understand there’s someone with a rifle hiding behind every blade of grass, so they are compelled to try their subterfuge by allying with US Citizens who are already trying to destroy our country.

Now the whole world wants to know who was inside that bunny costume.

Obama?
Hillary?
Sauros?

    My money in on Jill, since the bunny was clearly shorter.

    Seriously, they don’t just stuff anybody into a bunny suit for this kind of high-profile event. The bunny probably is a secret service agent with staff, including at least one guy with a radio giving him orders like, “Turn left and pay attention to the kid in the pink shirt. Go over to your right and get your picture taken with Sen. Fogbottom’s wife. Whoops, head over to Celtic and direct him back to Rally Point Four. Hurry, he’s talking to reporters.”

    Imagine volunteering for that position. “Yes, I’ll do it, but I want it kept off my resume.”

    diver64 in reply to Exiliado. | April 20, 2022 at 8:35 am

    White House press official Meghan Hays

The Gentle Grizzly | April 18, 2022 at 8:56 pm

All that was missing was the looking glass.

What if that’s actually Frank The Cat?

(from Donnie Darko)

Victor Immature | April 19, 2022 at 6:21 am

“Well he’s a real square cat he looks a’ 1974…”

What’s with the members only jacket?

I wonder if Obama is wearing the bunny costume!

What does it mean that one of the evil twin hitmen from Breaking Bad is now a Secret Service agent for Brandon?

After reviewing the situation carefully my conclusion is that the Easter Bunny is the President of the United States. Joe is evidently acting VP and who knows what Kamala Harris is.

ThePrimordialOrderedPair | April 20, 2022 at 3:54 am

EASTER BUNNY to Joe: This way…

It’s like a scene out of Four Lions …

There really aren’t words for this pathetic lunacy.

I wonder who wore the suit.

Clearly it’s an operative from SPECTRE (Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion).

Did Biden ever tell you that in addition to driving big rigs, a full time professor at UPenn, a star football player at the University of Delaware, who graduated in the top half of his law class, he was also a British superspy, licensed to kill?

That’s explains the look on his face. He recognizes the type. All he has to do is look into the bunny’s eyes and know he’s looking into the eyes of a trained killer. Like Putin. Like Corn Pop. Or Biden himself.

Aren’t we lucky to have such a steady hand on the tiller of state at this moment in history.

    Arminius in reply to Arminius. | April 20, 2022 at 3:14 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaliJZN2gb0&t=3s

    “Joe Biden mocked for claiming he used to ‘drive an 18-wheeler'”

    As a Senator back in the 1970s he once rode in a big rig overnight, then flew back to D.C. But on numerous occasions he’s claimed he drove 18 wheelers. Which would require a commercial driver’s license (CDL), something he never had. And of course it would be hard to combine a career in long-haul trucking and the U.S. Senate, by hey! If anybody could do it, it would be Joseph Robinette Biden, international man of mystery.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxo7NfwZ7pk&t=2s

    “Joe Biden claims He Was a “FULL” professor at University of Pennsylvania”

    UPenn paid Biden over 3/4 of a million bucks to make some speeches as part of its “global outreach” program. He was given the title “honorary” professor but never taught a class. It was just one of those sleazy in-kind political contributions, like those huge advance Hillary! gets from book companies to have a ghost writer produce crap that never sells, with the thinnest of veneers of pretending the company/institution is paying for actual value.

    Like the truck driving lie, this isn’t the first time Biden has been caught in this lie. But he keeps saying it anyway. That seems to be his modus operandi.

    Arminius in reply to Arminius. | April 20, 2022 at 3:52 pm

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vice-president-biden-caug_n_1975371

    “Vice President Joe Biden Caught In Lie About Playing Football? (UPDATE)”

    Joe Bide reminisces about college football glory and the last time he visited Athens Ohio in a September 2012 speech in that city.

    “”I came, I was a football player,” Biden said. “I came here in 1963, and I had to go back, I just double checked my memory – you know, you get my age and you’re not so sure of it, you know, your glory days look more glorious than they really were and all that, so we went back on the Internet and I just want you to know, I came here in October 1963, and we beat you Bobcats 29-12.”

    Biden apparently tried out for the J.V. team as a freshman in 1961. Maybe he made the final cut, maybe he didn’t. But in his own memoir Biden says he quit the team before the season even began. He sure as hell wasn’t in Athens, Ohio, as a football player in 1963 and wasn’t on the Varsity team that won the game.

    Again, this is another one of those lies Biden keeps repeating. Like this one:

    https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/05/that-time-joe-biden-lied-about-his-academic-credentials/

    “A commenter at the wonderful blog Lawyers, Guns, and Money dug up this C-SPAN video of Joe Biden lying about his academic credentials in 1987. ”

    Bottom line, Biden didn’t go to Syracuse law school on a full scholarship; he had a half scholarship based on financial need and not academic excellence, a claim he weakly tries to salvage by making the unverifialble claim his hardship half-scholarship was “partially” based on academics. To bolster his false academic props he claims he was the outstanding student in the political science department. He wasn’t. In fact he was a poor student, just like he was in high school. He claims he graduated with three degrees; he double majored in history and poli sci (this isn’t hard, I had enough credits to do it but chose not to; in fact it’s actually easier when you could take enough electives in two closely related fields as I could turn in the same term papers virtually unedited for my poli sci and religious studies [Islam] courses].

    He didn’t graduate in the top half of class at law school as he claims. He graduated 76th in a class of 85. In fact, he almost didn’t graduate at all. He was nearly kicked out for plagiarism.

    https://american-herald.com/2020/07/13/bidens-troubling-history-of-plagiarism/

    As the writers at Power Line point out to document all Biden’s lies over his 50 years in politics would take a multi-volume set of books with a separate appendix for plagiarism. And watch how belligerent the guy gets when somebody questions Biden’s academic record. The Biden of 1987 is the same Biden on his few campaign stops outside his basement in 2020. He’s always been a chronic liar and angry, petty mid-wit. Except now he’s a demented nitwit.

    So if he’s going to lie about everything else, why not lie about being a British superspy, licensed to kill?

    Norms restored! Don’t you feel the promised decency flowing back into the body politic? The international “family of nations” once again holding the U.S. in warm regard and restored respect after four disastrous years of #orangemanbad?

    Nah, me neither.