I guess it’s easy to predict Kamala would turn to the failure that is Hillary Clinton because they all adore her so much.
I need to check Babylon Bee more often whenever I write up something because this has to be like the hundredth prophecy to come true.
Kamala Harris claimed the media would treat her better if she was a white male. You know, it has nothing to do with her condescending snobby attitude and lack of personality.
Hillary said: “There is a double standard; it’s sadly alive and well. A lot of what is being used to judge her, just like it was to judge me, or the women who ran in 2020, or everybody else, is really colored by that.”
(No, people don’t like you, Hillary, and they don’t like Kamala, either. You both are despicable and disgusting people.)
I had no idea the Babylon Bee wrote a satirical article about Harris crying to Hillary in July!
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) December 27, 2021
The Babylon Bee piece is hilarious:
“First things first Kamala,” explained Clinton. “Next time you’re tempted to cackle uncontrollably, just call half of the U.S. ‘a basket of deplorables’ instead. Sure it’s divisive and unpopular, but it’s a step in the right direction for you.”
“Now let’s practice what to say when people hound you over and over for your inexplicable decision to avoid the border.” continued Hillary. “Repeat after me: ‘What. Difference. Does. It. Make.’ Say that and everyone will be off your case in no time!”
Hillary ran through several drills to try and help Kamala not cackle when she asked things like “are you a socialist?” or “why are kids in cages?”.
After realizing that strategy was hopeless, Hillary had to give up and try something else.
In a last-ditch effort, Hillary encouraged Kamala to start her own email scandal to keep everyone distracted and focused on something else. Hillary sighed, “Kamala, I know it sounds crazy, but if everyone’s talking about your emails and not your likability, you might finally see your public perception improve from where it’s at.”
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