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VIDEO: Mark Zuckerberg Ruined Our Lives, Now He’s Ruined July 4th

VIDEO: Mark Zuckerberg Ruined Our Lives, Now He’s Ruined July 4th

One response: “The guy who just spent $300 million to take over our electoral process in 2020 wants to pretend that he cares about American ideals. Obscene.”

Mark Zuckerberg is just like us! Or something. These people don’t know how to be normal. They try and it comes off as cringe.

Zuckerberg grew up in New York, lives in Palo Alto, CA, and he’s jamming to John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Road.”

Has he ever listened to the song? What connection does he have to West Virginia?

 

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People shared it on Twitter. Hilarity then ensued.

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Ugh. Twitter-linking.

Just stop.

When did Mattel come out with the water-skiing Zuckerberg?

2smartforlibs | July 5, 2021 at 4:48 pm

Wrong flag wrong song. It should be USSR.

Halcyon Daze | July 5, 2021 at 4:54 pm

Zuckerberg learned this skill from years of watching humans in their native environment. Zuckerberg hopes to someday pass himself off as a human.

NJ observer | July 5, 2021 at 4:59 pm

Didn’t Pravda (NYT edition) just run a story about the flag being seen as divisive?

NJ observer | July 5, 2021 at 5:00 pm

Where are Great Whites when you need them?

Colonel Travis | July 5, 2021 at 5:12 pm

This guy is a textbook example of a person who doesn’t understand shit about anything.

Filthy rich nerds make me laugh.
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I was really expecting The Fonz-on-skis to show up and “jump the Zuck”.

henrybowman | July 5, 2021 at 5:35 pm

I’m happy to say that Mark Zuckerberg did not in the least ruin my July 4th.
And he gave me a damn good belly laugh on July 5th.

If only the Russians would hack into his hover board, turn it due west and crash it when he gets to the great Pacific garbage patch.

Someday soon I hope…..

All of us: ‘Mr Zuckerberg go sit in the corner!’

Zuck: ‘mumbling indistinct android noise’

All of us: ‘ What now ‘Zuckerberg?’

Zuck: ‘whining mumble corner mumble whine’

All of us: ‘No Mr Zuckerberg, that doesn’t apply to you. The rule clearly state no one puts Baby in the corner. Now sit down and stop touching things.’

The 4th is about blowing stuff up, as I remember when I was a kid. I doubt that Zuckerberg spoiled that. It was more the malign influence of pearl clutchers.

Everybody owns the flag. Even the most corrupt and stupid politician stands in front of a display of six or eight of them. On the positive side, a kid can put one on his bicycle without being even slightly corrupt. It’s a range. Zuckerberg can certainly have one.

It’s people who take ownership of the flag that you have to watch out for.

You can bet that ol’ Zuck was one of those “picked last in gym” types growing up. Now it’s literally “Revenge of the Nerd”.

It’s Zuckberbergcares, not Obamacares. Facebook offers voluntary participation in their shared information service.

Can we be sure that the Stars and Stripes weren’t photoshopped in to cover the hammer and sickle? He leans far more left, Marxist, Socialist radical and is only a capitalist when it suits his pocketbook.
As for the “just like us” part–how many of you can afford a $12000 toy to ride over the water for a photo op? Just like us? In what way? I am Conservative, female, intelligent and middle class. I suspect far more Americans consider themselves and me to be “just like us” than Zuck the Schmuck. Oh, maybe the just like us refers to the NSA, CIA, FBI and DoJ.

Ghost Rider | July 6, 2021 at 8:31 am

Who’s Mark Schmuckerberg and what’s Facebook?

It’s like the excruciating July 4 ad Terry McAwful just ran down here in Virginia. Look! I’m a regular American grilling and standing here with an unopened beer and a shirt I just got out of the wrapper….oh, and grilling with a turned off grill. Ugh.

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