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Company Selling Crocheted Genitals for Trans Kids of Any Age

Company Selling Crocheted Genitals for Trans Kids of Any Age

Why does a toddler need a crocheted penis? Why do parents think they can determine if their child is trans?

The Stitchbug Studio is selling crocheted penises for trans people, even young kids.

I wish I was kidding:

Bitty Bug® soft packer is a custom prosthetic packer in youth sizes, made from soft durable yarn and polyester filling. It is easy to wear pinned to underclothes or tucked in a packing pouch, and can be felt by the wearer without being visible externally (shown in a pair of undies to demonstrate). Silicone prosthetics do not come in sizes appropriate for smaller bodies, and can create unsightly and age-inappropriate shape. The Bitty Bug® is lightweight, comfortable, low maintenance, and can be tossed in the washing machine.

People responded. The Stitchbug Studio issued a disclaimer but contradicted itself, especially since the smallest size is 1 inch.

Creator Bethany Amborn came up with the idea in October 2019 when they wanted a packer for themselves:

In October 2019 I was looking for a pattern to make a soft packer for myself, after being frustrated by the cost and discomfort of silicone options. I tried the free patterns I could find, and posted some photos in a large LGBTQ+ sewing group. Immediately I had 2 parents ask me please, could you make one for my little son? After hearing from a mother who was just crying with her son, unsure what to do to ease his pain of dysphoria and there being no options available for children, the very first packers I made were for 10 and 6 year old little boys.

Hey, parents. You do not get to determine if your child is trans or non-binary or whatever it is in fashion right now.

The Twitter user is 100% correct. Not just a small diaper, but even kid underwear. I’m all for people identifying however they want. I’ll use your pronouns. I don’t care, but toddlers?


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henrybowman | May 17, 2021 at 1:40 pm

Every crocheted child penis prosthetic comes with a free crocheted brain prosthetic for the parent.

Genitals have historically been responsible for most or all of mankind’s problems.

Am I in the Twilight Zone?

Reminds me of neuticles, so your neutered dog can still lick his balls.

SERIOUSLY off topic, but I hope of interest to LI readers: Adam Kinzinger is being redistricted out of a seat in Illinois:

This is kind of a “dog bites man” story. No matter how much Kinzinger licked the Communists’ jackboots he was always going to get the axe. But there is an undeniable element of justice about it anyway.

“The price of cowardice will only be evil.” – Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

The Friendly Grizzly | May 17, 2021 at 2:41 pm

How did things get this crazy? Please, don’t say it’s The Gay Community. How the whole trans thing got attached to us I don’t know.

    The ‘gay community’ as a political monolith (lead by a handful of radicals) asbsolutely supports the trans movement.

    Gays have to reject that notion that a handful of people speak for all gays. They don’t.

    Since when does Gay rights = Marxism ? It doesn’t.

    Gay people have to wake up. Just because someone is Gay – does not mean they speak for all Gay people.

    This is a real problem for the Gay community. If the general public thinks that all Gays are in board with Marxism then all can get caught in the inevitable backlash and years of Gay progress will be wasted.

    Gay leaders are playing with fire when they play politics with Gay rights.

      RandomCrank in reply to Ben Kent. | May 17, 2021 at 4:27 pm

      We do what we can do, but Big Tech censors wipe it out and the established media ignore us with the same alacrity that they did 50 or 60 years ago. Yesterday, I let the NYC Pride people know of my opposition to their stupid decision to exclude even gay police from their events, and copied the NYC Gay Officers Action League, which has existed for 41 years. What else to do?

      n.n in reply to Ben Kent. | May 17, 2021 at 4:28 pm

      That’s right. We should be wary of exercising liberal license to indulge diversity [dogma] (i.e. color judgment) that denies individual dignity, individual conscience, intrinsic value, and normalizes color blocs (e.g. racist designations including “people of color”), color quotas, and affirmative discrimination.

      The Friendly Grizzly in reply to Ben Kent. | May 17, 2021 at 5:26 pm

      I woke up long ago, and I’m far from alone. The gay activists no more speak for me than Al Sharpton speaks for Clarence Thomas.

    Sex is male and female. Gender is sex-correlated physical and mental (e.g. sexual orientation) attributes: masculine and feminine, respectively. Transgender is a state and/or process of divergence from normal. That said, The Rainbow of inclusive exclusion: black, brown, and the divided remains of white, is a weird symbol to associate with human life.

      RandomCrank in reply to n.n. | May 17, 2021 at 4:31 pm

      No one can change their sex or their gender. The most they can do is undergo radical cosmetic surgery, and hope they won’t turn out like 95% of these unfortunate souls, looking like freaks. I’m a gay man, and do not understand why the “transgenders” aren’t satisfied by simply cross-dressing. Which is very far from my thing, but it’s a big country. Where they go wrong is turning this into a civil rights crusade. No way am I on that train.

        Sex cannot be changed. However, gender is phenotypic or expressive, and physical attributes and mental states can be simulated or coerced, including psychiatric, medical, or surgical corruption.

        Yes, the trans/neos are generally unstable, and their cognitive dissonance is either persistent or progressive. A difference from trans/homos and others in the spectrum with only mental deviation. A difference from trans/socials who are satisfied with deviating from social standards (e.g. dress) intended to normalize a favorable juxtaposition of the sexes. Trans/neos, generally, cannot reconcile a disparity between their mental and physical state.

          RandomCrank in reply to n.n. | May 18, 2021 at 1:23 pm

          I am unfamiliar with the terms, “trans/neo” and “trans/homo.” I have studied the issue, and this thread is the first place I have seen those terms.

I can tie mine in knot

does that count ??

I’ve read more than one news story of kids being raised “neutral” and it’s pretty much obvious the mom is running the show while the dad is, well, there.

    The Friendly Grizzly in reply to p. | May 17, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    No, he isn’t. He is doing his children wrong by not standing up for them and saying that enough is enough. Some of the hustbands I see these days are more castrated that Chester A. Riley from the radio and TV shows. “Oh, Peg, I am an utter failure, I am nothing. Oh, and, may I have my balls back? It’s just for tonight…”

    Gads but that show irked me, even when I was too young to “understand”?

    txvet2 in reply to p. | May 17, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    Just as frequently, Dad really isn’t there, physically or otherwise.

    RandomCrank in reply to p. | May 17, 2021 at 7:04 pm

    Raising children “neutral” ensures business for the next generation of shrinks.

No more penis envy!

Is your infant uncomfortable with his/her/its gender assignment?

Be uncomfortable no more, a knitted penis is now available for your diapers.

Now babies can experience the power and satisfaction that comes with showing off “the bulge”, at least in the front.

Can knitted breasts for two year olds be far behind?

One hopes not.


>> This is simply child abuse and the parents are F*cked up.


I told my daughter after gays got the right to marry that I had wished it was not called marriage but some other legal term because I was afraid of what would come after
I think people gay or straight have the right to love, there is so little in this world, but I knew this was the slippery slope I didn’t want to be right about

Some things need to stay in the closet

This is surely the end of times

    The Friendly Grizzly in reply to gonzotx. | May 17, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    The gay activists who insisted it be called marriage rather than civil unions were doing but one thing: poking a stick in the eye of the religious.

      RandomCrank in reply to The Friendly Grizzly. | May 17, 2021 at 7:05 pm

      Not so. Gay marriage is the result of the conservative opposition to civil unions. It was as stupid as the exclusion of gay police from gay pride events.

    n.n in reply to gonzotx. | May 18, 2021 at 2:49 am

    Civil unions. Unfortunately, the politically congruent consensus are bigots who choose to normalize judgments and labels in the spirit of the Rainbow of inclusive exclusion. Oh, well. The Pro-Choice religion allows them to avoid reconciliation, the intemperate jackass brays incessantly, and promises of secular lucre or cancellation coerce a consensus.

Could we.agree that at a minimum, anyone with custody of a child engaging in this fad is demonstrating their mental illness; ‘Munchausen by proxy’?

Sooner or later the harm done to kids by parents who exploit them to signal their ‘virtue’ is going to have to be addressed. The medical community is failing and the judiciary is assisting the exploitation and manipulation of kids.

SeiteiSouther | May 17, 2021 at 3:48 pm

All of this is beyond disturbing. Children at that age should not be subjected to this. And let’s call it like I see it – child abuse.

“WHY would a very small, diaper wearing child have any concerns, anxieties, or even *awareness* of their genitals?????”

Freud, polymorphous perversity.

Or National Lampoon mag covers for specialized audience, “Piddle: the child’s first sex magazine.”

I haven’t checked the pics but where’s the knitted vagina? Perhaps resembling a Chinese finger trap.

Maybe we should start with knitted testicles for the GOP first

There are children born who’s genitalia did not develop in the normal fashion. They are intersex,, (their preferred term) and this is a rare condition.
Bless and keep their parents, faced with a difficult decision for their beloved child. They do the best they can, together with physicians and surgeons. I cannot imagine…..
What we are seeing is clearly gender dysphoria by proxy. It should be illegal. It is cruel and abusive.

    n.n in reply to amwick. | May 18, 2021 at 2:56 am

    Yes, even in the transgender spectrum, there are edge cases. So, normalize, tolerate, or reject? And, of course, reconcile. The Pro-Choice religion dictates avoiding the last. For example, a trans/neo-female (i.e. simulated physical attributes and either a divergent or unstable mental state) has certain physiological advantages over his female counterparts.

“I’m all for people identifying however they want. I’ll use your pronouns. I don’t care, but toddlers?.”

Really? We have a problem here. That is disturbingly weird, even creepy. That is exactly why we keep losing to these perverts. Too many of us cannot hold the line on narrative and language. We let them define was is “normal” then we value signal our oh-so-precious “tolerance”. Game over right there.

Oh for the good old days when then lump was in the back of the diaper.

are they knitting pseudo vaginas for young boys?