My coffee hasn’t even kicked in yet and here I am laughing like an idiot! Thank you, A.F.! Clearly you haven’t forgotten the video of Paul Ryan pushing granny off a cliff . What goes around comes around, eh? LOL!
“Wait! Wait! Lets not be too hasty. Lets call in DOCTOR Jill Biden! Joe’s always referring to his ‘doctor’ wife.”
“But, but, I can’t help. I’m not a real doctor. I only have a EdD in so-called “educational leadership,” a degree considered by many, myself included, as a phony credential. Despite that, Joe and I pretentiously insist that people address me as ‘Doctor.’ In truth I’m really only qualified to lead 4th graders to play areas for recess.
“But I do excel in my ability to sling it around. My dissertation – Student Retention at the Community College: Meeting Students’ Needs – provides ample proof of that. I filled 136 pages saying nothing that countless others have said countless times before. But if you’re not convinced at my ability to throw it around without saying anything important, let me direct you to two other books. “The Things That Matter In Life: The Collected Words of Dr. Jill Biden” (see, I got that undeserved title of Doctor in there again). But the Magic of Me doesn’t end there. This year (2019) I’ve written an autobiography, Where the Light Enters: Building a Family, Discovering Myself, documenting my privileged life.
My take is that Glammed-Up Jill is as desperate to get into the WH as he. She’d get to be First Lady and all that comes with it. She might even take up Jackie’s pill box hats.
Glammed-Up Jill is the right descriptor. All show, no substance. Like Joe. Because of her looks (God-given, not the result of her efforts) she tried her hand at modeling (deep, meaningful stuff, you realize), indicating that style and looks are all-important to her. This would explain why Joe has become all-Hollywood = the hair plugs, the chi-chi clothing, the teeth, the Botox, the aviator sunglasses, the Amani shirts with two undone buttons.
I often laugh when I catch a Branco cartoon, here. This time, I’m just sad. There was a lot to like about Joe, but he lost a lot of vigor when he lost his son.
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My coffee hasn’t even kicked in yet and here I am laughing like an idiot! Thank you, A.F.! Clearly you haven’t forgotten the video of Paul Ryan pushing granny off a cliff . What goes around comes around, eh? LOL!
“Wait! Wait! Lets not be too hasty. Lets call in DOCTOR Jill Biden! Joe’s always referring to his ‘doctor’ wife.”
“But, but, I can’t help. I’m not a real doctor. I only have a EdD in so-called “educational leadership,” a degree considered by many, myself included, as a phony credential. Despite that, Joe and I pretentiously insist that people address me as ‘Doctor.’ In truth I’m really only qualified to lead 4th graders to play areas for recess.
“But I do excel in my ability to sling it around. My dissertation – Student Retention at the Community College: Meeting Students’ Needs – provides ample proof of that. I filled 136 pages saying nothing that countless others have said countless times before. But if you’re not convinced at my ability to throw it around without saying anything important, let me direct you to two other books. “The Things That Matter In Life: The Collected Words of Dr. Jill Biden” (see, I got that undeserved title of Doctor in there again). But the Magic of Me doesn’t end there. This year (2019) I’ve written an autobiography, Where the Light Enters: Building a Family, Discovering Myself, documenting my privileged life.
“And, no, there is no end to our self-adulation.”
My take is that Glammed-Up Jill is as desperate to get into the WH as he. She’d get to be First Lady and all that comes with it. She might even take up Jackie’s pill box hats.
Glammed-Up Jill is the right descriptor. All show, no substance. Like Joe. Because of her looks (God-given, not the result of her efforts) she tried her hand at modeling (deep, meaningful stuff, you realize), indicating that style and looks are all-important to her. This would explain why Joe has become all-Hollywood = the hair plugs, the chi-chi clothing, the teeth, the Botox, the aviator sunglasses, the Amani shirts with two undone buttons.
Hate to do this to you, Mr. B … (Tongue in cheek)
Truth vs. Fact checking: Shouldn’t that be “Biden 3030”?
I don’t think shaky Joe would do well with a 3030. Maybe he should just sit in the woods and talk to Hillary about their mutual friend Robert Byrd.
The cuffed sleeves are an elegant touch.
Coincidence? I think not…
https://legalinsurrection.com/2019/09/joe-bidens-eye-fills-with-blood-during-cnns-town-hall-event/
Legal Insurrection tag team. Good times.
“Thank you for your service”, useful idiot. Bye.
Throw Joe from the (love) train …
You just know the DNC is hoping our favorite first lady throws her hat into the ring.
Release the wookie!
BINGO!
I often laugh when I catch a Branco cartoon, here. This time, I’m just sad. There was a lot to like about Joe, but he lost a lot of vigor when he lost his son.