Research shows feminist snark completely devoid of wit and humor
Toxic feminism.
As we head into the New Year, based on a request from Professor Jacobson, I decided to conduct a little research project on a Tweet he came across from a ” Corrector of racists, chauvinists & pretend lawyers”.
Women, imagine that for 24 hours, there were no men in the world.
No men are being harmed in the creation of this hypothetical. They will all return. They are safe and happy wherever they are during this hypothetical time period.
What would or could you do that day?
— feminist next door (@emrazz) December 24, 2018
A review of all the responses shows there are numerous fronts open in the ongoing American Culture War.
One one side, we have those who are tired of all the man-hating.
I can’t imagine any way this would make my life better. And I agree, there would be no one to celebrate Mass and that is a horribly sad thought. Thank God this will never be the case.
— Marian S.Carney (@mcscarney) December 30, 2018
I would miss my husband and sons and most of the best people I know.
— jill morris (@MamaJill53) December 30, 2018
Unfortunately since mass production of products is mostly completed and organized by men, sewer maintenance, electrical maintenance…then the welfare and social security crisis that would ensue from the 40 billion in taxes not collected that day. There would be chaos. pic.twitter.com/XTCVpybPZM
— ⬆️&⚛️ (@Nostronomicon) December 29, 2018
I’d miss my five sons…and I’d do exactly the same things I do every other day since having men in my life hasn’t been holding me back ????????♀️
— Tracie Dupin (@Tracie0313) December 29, 2018
On the other side, there are those who are true believers in “toxic masculinity”.
24 hour drop in the domestic assault and murder rate by 97%. Sexual assaults drop by 99.9%. Women’s ability to enjoy the same freedom men have in being outside after midnight.
Police detachments could afford to give 2/3 of their officers the day off.
Sounds like paradise.
— kkjadaddy (@kkjadaddy) December 29, 2018
I’d play all the video games and join in on voice chat without constantly worrying some guy would harass me each time I speak. That would be fun, there must be other things I would do but that’s the first one that comes to mind
— Dana ???? (@danaanmm) December 29, 2018
Not have to think about every move.
Not carry keys in weapon mode, wear bright colors, walk the bike trail near my house again, park anywhere in a parking lot not just near the door, enjoy the beach after sunset alone, & relax.
That’s probably the only way to overcome PTSD.
— Summer (@psLove_Summer) December 30, 2018
The third front in this struggle is now clearly apparent. There are those, like me, who would prefer to go to where then men were for those 24 hours…and drink while enjoying real wit and humor.
Me as I leave for the 24-hour timeout while the women get to do whatever they want: pic.twitter.com/L4MYMahrNl
— Sherwood James (@GraveHorizon) December 29, 2018
You don’t have to ask me twice ???????? pic.twitter.com/8xwJQwwQCn
— Trey Hines (@TreyDay_21) December 30, 2018
Out of scientific curiosity, I tweeted the same question…replacing “men” for “women”. It hardly generated any response. I theorize it is because men on social media don’t feed on snark and drama.
Nap.
— yes my avatar is me (@truthdogg) December 29, 2018
Watch the Monty Python and Airplane films in peace.
— ????SBott???? (@stebotch) December 29, 2018
Sleep with a blanket.
— Zarren364 (@Zarren364) December 26, 2018
Men, imagine that for 24 hours there were no women in the world.
A full day of just playing football, video games, and bbq.
— Michael Verschleiser (@MosheVee) December 28, 2018
Based on the data I collected during this experiment, I have one conclusion that I can most certainly make. Wherever the author of this thought experiment is, I wish to be somewhere else.
It’s Saturday night and that means it’s time for vagina twitter with your friendly feminist, @Downeyangel & @restaurant_mom
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— feminist next door (@emrazz) December 30, 2018
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Comments
In that picture the bitter feminist looks like she’s wearing a “cone of shame.” You know, that thing the vet makes your dog wear after surgery so she doesn’t harm herself. Is that what it’s supposed to be, or is this some sort of massive Freudian slip on my part that reveals me to be a patriarchal monster?
Yes.
My wonderful wife and I have been each other’s best friend since we met. We just celebrated our 34th wedding anniversary, and have only been apart when the hunting season lures me away, or when my wife goes on her annual women’s retreat for our church.
Feminism=liberalism is a toxic symptom of the balkanization of nearly every natural impulse of humanity. Those who espouse its ideology can kiss my butt.
“Feminism=liberalism”
There’s nothing liberal about feminism. It’s been rabidly anti-male, anti-family, anti-democratic, anti-capitalist, anti-heterosexual, and militantly atheist and pro-abortion since about 1969.
“Feminism=liberalism”
“There’s nothing liberal about feminism.”
That’s O.K., since there’s nothing liberal about liberalism.
Equal in rights and complementary in Nature. Reconcile.
“”Police detachments could afford to give 2/3 of their officers the day off.””
What police departments?
I had the same thought. Perhaps they could let 2/3 of their normal staff go, but since they would be down by about 85-90% of that normal staff, the remainder would have to work overtime.
I could care less what such females think. Were they to identify themselves I would avoid them as a plague.
We need to bring back the nut houses.
The original question isn’t all that hostile. It could be idle speculation inspired by a realization that the masculine and feminine worlds are conceptually very different . . . not something modern feminist types are usually willing to concede.
Honest answers might have been slightly interesting. “Holding it until they come back and get that spider out of the bathroom,” for instance, would take some self-awareness and introspection, but some might have admitted it.
A corollary question might be, what will they do when the men come back after the postulated time-out? How many will admit that the first thing they’ll demand is, “Where have you been?”
Perhaps the hostile reactions were cued by that ”Corrector of racists, chauvinists & pretend lawyers” business. In other words, if it’s probably meant to be hostile, then it should be taken as hostile.
Doesn’t “Feminist Next Door” own and operate the Internet forum, “The Vagina Mono-Blogs”, where she posts new threads every day about vaginas and the joys and tribulations of having a vagina, and why “vagina envy” really is a thing for men, and no one ever responds?
I work with almost all women. The conversations happening around me were a huge surprise when I first started teaching. The women I work with complain about their husbands to each other every single day. I learn at least one bit of information that is remarkably personal about a husband every single day.
There are 6 men in my school; 3 of them are married. I can’t remember a single complaint about their wives or tell you anything really personal about them. I can remember a lot of bragging on our wives to each other.
The contrast at my job is stark. Somebody smarter than me could probably make some wise point about it.
Wed men tell no tales?
As I’ve said before, a Conservative, a Liberal, and a Feminist walk into a bar and the Feminist says, “THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!”
It’s VERY difficult to be funny.
But being an angry a-hole is easy, though very embarrassing for both the amy schumer and people suffering listening to the likes of her.
But, but, but… Who’s going to reach the top shelf, and open all the jars???
gave up attempting to communicate with hard-core feminists long ago–simply not worth the brain time–their anger, insecurity, twisted self-images are just too much to endure or listen to–have not looked back since