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Michael Avenatti’s Response to Being Named a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year is the Most Avenatti Thing Ever

Michael Avenatti’s Response to Being Named a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year is the Most Avenatti Thing Ever

Our Congratulations to Avenatti for being named WFB Man of the Year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vYVDPbL_EA

The Washington Free Beacon is a super fab site for many reasons. Somewhere at the top of that list is their neverending ability to troll the heck out of internet-made celebrities who are almost always completely lacking in self-awareness.

Enter fame-lusting porn lawyer, Michael Avenatti, who made the WFB’s Man of the Year list.

To which Avenatti responded (literally, mind you):

The reader may recall Avenatti’s sad little attempts to be noticed by the Senate Judiciary Committee during the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings turned sideshow. Avenatti trotted out a Fatal Attraction-esque character, one Julie Swetnick, and demanded the Judiciary Committee give her 15 minutes of fame.

In response to Aventatti’s demands that Swetnick’s allegations be taken seriously, the attorney for the Judiciary Committee finally responded saying, “We have already reviewed your client’s allegations. We focus on credible allegations. Please stop emailing me.”

The Judiciary Committee later referred Swetnick and Avenatti for criminal investigation.

But anyway, our Congratulations to Avenatti for being named WFB Man of the Year!

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Comments

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy! His gracious and humble response is truly heart-warming. /s/

Always makes me think of Monty Python’s Black Knight ????

Hahahahahahhahahhaa….the guy literally can’t help himself! When the best form of defence is to keep your mouth shut leave it to this guy to do the exact opposite! Hahahahahaha.

DouglasJBender | December 28, 2018 at 7:00 am

Whenever someone is looking for the quintessential slimy lawyer, Michael Avenatti’s picture and profile should pop up.

Wasn’t he supposed to turn that suit over to his ex-wife as part of the Court’s order? She got everything else!

casualobserver | December 28, 2018 at 9:58 am

The missing lede to this story is the fact that there was supposed to be a criminal investigation. Avenatti is Clinton-esqe in his ability to avoid legal entanglements, but even when he gets caught he seems to avoid the penalties. His ex-wife should be given the award for being able to break the barrier. Doesn’t he also have millions of dollars in judgements against him by past business associates and maybe investors? He seems to skirt that well, too. Nothing worse that a scofflaw WITH a legal degree. They stretch the system to the limit. Another case in point – Southern Poverty Law Center. Now they REALLY know how to work the system.

Liar.
Cheat.
Pornography.
Domestic violence.
Betrayer
Bankrupt.

Yes, this is a man we should be paying attention to.

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