Iranian General Accuses Israel of Cloud and Snow Theft
“Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain”
George W. Bush isn’t the only one with an evil weather machine, apparently.
Iranian Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali believes Israel and another country are to blame for the country’s lack of rain. “Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain,” he said.
The Times of Israel reported:
“The changing climate in Iran is suspect,” Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran’s Civil Defense Organization told a press conference, semi-official ISNA news agency reported.
“Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change,” Jalali was quoted as saying, insisting results from an Iranian scientific study “confirm” the claim.
“Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain,” he said.
“On top of that, we are facing the issue of cloud and snow theft,” Jalali added, citing a survey showing that, above 2,200 meters (7,218 feet), all mountainous areas between Afghanistan and the Mediterranean are covered in snow, except Iran.
Iran’s meteorological service was quick to politely disagree with General Jalali:
General Jalali “probably has documents of which I am not aware, but on the basis of meteorological knowledge, it is not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds,” said the head of Iran’s meteorological service Ahad Vazife, quoted by ISNA.
“Iran has suffered a prolonged drought, and this is a global trend that does not apply only to Iran,” Vazife said.
“Raising such questions not only does not solve any of our problems, but will deter us from finding the right solutions,” he added, in apparent reference to Jalali’s claims.
Rewind to mid-June when Israel’s Prime Minister Netanyahu offered help to Iranians suffering a catastrophic water crisis:
But pretty much this:
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General Golem
The drought is all the clarics fault, the solution is to offer all of them to the gods.
1400 years of Muslims marrying first cousins has a lot of adverse consequences.
Jews have been doing that even longer, and it doesn’t seem to have hurt us yet.
Well you know the Jews do have that SekRit Weather Machine.
And I thought the American left had gone bonkers…
They have. There on each others side.
This guy sounds like he’s been spending some time with Maxine Waters.
if that were the case he would not complain about coming out dry – he would have all the Waters he could take
😎
I think that this general is a good example of the damage dome when the clerics were busy making a huge purge of their smartest people. I bet their average IQ dropped to about 75, same as Maxine’s.
Inbreeding is far worse than 1st cousins, in that Muslims of all strips use and abuse their young women, with those women not daring to speak because they know that they will be killed.
This has less to do with a particular religion, or inbreeding, than with propaganda.
Iran has established a long track record of making outrageous claims. I expect most of the regulars here are mostly familiar with their claims of powerful new ballistic missiles, drones, and fighter designs, all of which are vaporware or (in the case of the fighter) a cheap ripoff of an American design.
This one is right up there with the claim that the CIA created AIDS, or that contrail machines actually exist. Now that I’ve written that, expect the contrail nuts to jump on this story as confirmation in 3.. 2..
For some reason cultures in the region find it easy to swallow claims which most westerners would find comically absurd. Note that the US isn’t immune, as exemplified by claims that the moon landings were a hoax, the 9/11 attacks were a false flag operation, and the Jade Helm conspiracy.
They’re FIRST Cousins.
They diverted all the rain to Guam to see if they could make it flip over.
Oh, that Bibi.
Let that be a lesson—don’t f*** with those MIT guys.
Heh.
I did read that China is working on altering rain clouds by continual seeding of them. Not sure how well it works but it seems like that could be an environmental issue. But I don’t think they have a magic weather machine like George W. Bush had.
Cloud and snow theft. Very clever, those Jews…
I would not pick a fight with someone who could steal my clouds! I would want them to be my very best friends.
Uh……. wut?
If I could pull that weather trick off, my garden would be lush now!
I bought an extra used washer-LP drier and put it in a $300 shed from SamsClub. I make my own laundry soap, using TSP. So when the water is pumped out onto my garden, the TSP is liquid fertilizer. That garden is lush and grows like crazy.
My Mother had a similar set up. And, because her washing machine drained into the grass, she was able to launder the linens from the Church alter. Everyone else had to wash them by hand, save the water and empty it carefully. Because, the crumbs from the Eucharist cannot be thrown into the sewer.
Has he considered the possibility that the drought is being caused by Divine Intervention? It could be Allah telling the Iranians that the Sunni form of Islam is the correct one. Or it could be the Judaeo/Christian God telling the Iranians to leave his chosen people alone. Or it could just be because Satan lives there…
I’m imagining the general with Buddy Hackett’s voice.
Sell the rain back to them -with interest.
Iran has about 40 dams. Everytime they grab one of our people or are otherwise obnoxious, we should destroy one them immediately, a week later destroy two more, continuing until they concede that we are king of the hill.
Yes, that’s the ticket! Commit multiple acts of war against a sovereign nation to show Johnny Klatchian who’s boss!!!
…Or we could -as I believe Trump is in the process of doing- re-establish the economic sanctions against Iran, and let them take their toll. Not as emotionally satisfying, true, but still effective.
Isn’t it blasphemy to blame Israel for what the God of Israel is doing?