Welcome to Legal Insurection’s First Annual Cultural Appreciation Day.

This day was inspired by the brave response of 18-year old Keziah Daum to the social media storm she sparked by wearing a gorgeous Chinese cheongsam dress for some selfies before her prom. Daum refused to apologize after she was deluged by social justice warriors with charges of “cultural appropriation.”

These accusations were lame and laughable. But Cultural Appreciation Day allows us an opportunity to examine a true instance of “cultural appropriation”: The Met Gala 2018.

The annual fundraising effort was attended by dozens of outrageously dressed A-, B-, and C-List celebrities, who came to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to celebrate the unveiling of the Costume Institute’s new exhibit, Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination.  The stars and quasi-stars appeared in revealing and outlandish attire that was meant to shock the audience, garner social media hits, and mock Christianity.

The intentionally provocative theme is intended to contemplate “the role dress plays within the Roman Catholic Church and the role the Roman Catholic Church plays within the fashionable imagination,” wrote Costume Institute curator Andrew Bolton in a preview of the exhibition.

Bolton foresaw some “practicing Catholics might perceive fashions shown as indelicate or even offensive,” but defended the curation as an exploration of the “significant influence” Catholicism has had on historical and contemporary fashion.

The key difference between “Cultural Appreciation” and “Cultural Appropriation” is intent. As the curator admitted, the exhibit and the resulting festivities were not honoring, respecting or appreciating the Catholic Church but were instead “provoking.”

Here is a glimpse of some of the more atrocious ensembles:

There’s more, but those are among the most ludicrous examples. Capping off this travesty was Madonna performing “Like a Virgin.”

The Catholics and other Christians who caught wind of this on social media responded with #MyRelionIsNotYourCostume

Piers Morgan gave a stinging rebuke in The Daily Mail.

I know many people don’t believe in any God or religion, let alone Catholicism, and I respect that.

All I ask in return is for my beliefs not to be rudely disrespected.

Just as I always respect other religions even if I don’t believe in what they represent.

To me, this year’s Met Gala crossed a line and was openly, brazenly disrespectful.

By doing so, it confirmed itself as an organisation of rank double standards, because everyone knows they’d have never dared do it to Islam or Judaism.

Apparently – staggeringly – the Vatican gave permission for the Gala to be ‘Catholic-themed’ because it has already provided a variety of clothes and other items for an accompanying exhibition at the Met.

To which my response is: what the hell was the Vatican thinking?

Talk Show host Silvio Canto, Jr., said he was extremely upset at the Met Gala display. He noted that the display took from the holiness associated with the imagery of the Catholic Church.

There were many options both the attendees and organizers could have taken to acknowledge the fashion influence of the Catholic Church: A tasteful crucifix necklace, a ring with an image of the Virgin Mary, a performance by devout Catholic Andrea Bocelli.

They chose poorly.

The anger at the Met Gala event was such that a number of elite media outlets published stories afterward about how it was not “Cultural Appropriation“.

Who are you going to believe: #FakeNews or your own lying eyes?

In the quest to shock, these celebrities have turned into buffoons and clowns. As more and more new media entertainment options become available, perhaps there will eventually be new stars who will return us to a Golden Age of great fashion and real elegance.

I will pray for that!