If you can get past the two erroneous commas, this is hilarious.
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Happy Friday, y’all!
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Meanwhile, over at CNN, some producer is saying – “Wait! How did we miss this?”
Applause! 🙂
Not “this”, per se, but rather this “angle”. The best and brightest, foreign and domestic, were confident that they had covered every permutation, real and imagined. When the “baby” was born despite their best efforts to prevent the “pregnancy” from reaching term, they became furious, fast, and have been on a multitrimester warlock hunt every since.
I would have like to seen Montana
I knew it! lol
Whoop! We get a new nuclear sub!
Not just ANY Nuclear Sub.
We get a nearly silent running, Magneto hydrodynamic propulsion drive ballistic missile submarine, with a complete load of sea-launched ballistic missiles.
Several BILLION dollars of Russian military hardware.
Don’t forget, he was an honest Chicago cop.
honest Chicago cop
That was just a cover story to hide what was really going on.
honest Chicago cop = Santa = Easter Bunny = fictional character
Didn’t he defect?
Unless…
hmmm this is more nefarious then we thought. A decades old Putin plot!
Don’t forget Zardoz! He is such a barbarian!
Oh.. and train robbery! How could I forget after long bolts and tight fit?