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Trump in excellent health, could live to 200

Trump in excellent health, could live to 200

Repeal the 22nd Amendment!

Sorry, Trump-haters, but according to Trump’s doctor, the president is a picture of health and could live to 200!

Turns out a subsisting on Diet Coke, burnt steak, and McDonald’s is the way to go.

Democrats have spent the last year mocking Trump’s health and his eating habits, only to be told Trump is in great physical and cognitive shape, even if he could stand to shave off a few pounds.

From CBS:

Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson, MD, the official Physician to the President, briefs the press at 3:30 p.m. ET Tuesday on the status of President Trump’s health. He examined the Mr. Trump for three hours last Friday, according to White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, marking his first medical check-up since becoming president.

“The President’s physical exam today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center went exceptionally well,” Jackson said on Friday, according to Sanders. “The President is in excellent health and I look forward to briefing some of the details on Tuesday.”

While the presidential check-up is a routine practice, the briefing comes amid heightened questions of Mr. Trump’s mental fitness. The president, who is 71, is a known teetotaller, but has a penchant for fast food.

Capt. Jeffrey Kuhlman conducted Barack Obama’s first physical as president. His assessment, released February 28, 2010, found Obama in “excellent health and ‘fit for duty,'” and he added, “All clinical data indicate that he will remain so for the duration of his Presidency.” Kuhlman recommended that he continue efforts to quit smoking, lower his LDL cholesterol to below 130, among other things, and continue strengthening exercises for chronic tendonitis.

By the time he left office, Obama, who, like Mr. Trump, was then examined by Jackson, had lowered his cholesterol level, improved his lean body mass through his healthy diet and daily exercise, and remained tobacco-free. Jackson pronounced Obama to be in “excellent” — even “improved” — health.

Mind you, this is the same doc that examined Obama:

Jackson said that he “didn’t think it was clinically indicated” based on his conversations and interactions with Mr. Trump to run extra tests.

“I’ve found no reason whatsoever to think that the president has any issues whatsoever with his thought process,” he said.

Mr. Trump took the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, which is often referred to as “MoCA.” He received a 30/30 on the test– which would have detected any serious mental impairments, such as alzheimer’s disease. Anything scored above 26 is considered to be healthy.

“He has absolutely no cognitive or mental issues whatsoever,” he said.

Jackson explained that this cognitive screening is different from a psychiatric exam.

Trump has been advised to start exercising in order to drop 10-15 pounds, to cut back on carbs, and lower his cholesterol just a bit.

Meanwhile, in Democratland:

Girther Movement.


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to the full extent allowed by law.


Appears to have sent Acosta over the edge.

2nd Ammendment Mother | January 16, 2018 at 6:23 pm

That was the best s***show I’ve watched in a while….. the press pool was devastated.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

MaggotAtBroadAndWall | January 16, 2018 at 6:53 pm

Regarding Trump’s diet, I saw a piece on the guy who is the oldest living WWII vet. Maybe I saw it here? Can’t remember. Anyway, the guy was 109 years old when it aired.

109 years old and he smokes 12 cigars a day. Said he usually has about 4 cups of coffee every morning, except the morning of the interview he had 4 cups of whiskey. Eats butter pecan ice cream every night. Loves going to church every Sunday. I love this old guy.

Genetics, I think, are almost everything.

Calling Dr. Bandy X. Lee…Calling Dr. Bandy X. Lee…

    snopercod in reply to Marco100. | January 16, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    Doctor Howard, Doctor Fein, Dr. Howard…

      The Friendly Grizzly in reply to snopercod. | January 17, 2018 at 9:20 am

      (I like the hospital PA announcement in the background of an old comedy LP I had; I think it was Firesign Theater. “Will the REAL Dr. Fetterman PLEASE report to nurosurgery IMMEDIATELY?”

Wouldn’t you think that a billionaire’s world-class chef could do a burger TWENTY times tastier than McDonalds?

Any story implicating Donald Trump regularly eats McDonald’s is fake news.

Prophetic that the world’s largest burger chain is call ‘McDonald’s,’ no?

    Some things are comfort food. It defies explanation. My comfort food is the cheapest box of mac and cheese at the store. A plain McDonalds burger is a close second. I get it.

Paul In Sweden | January 16, 2018 at 7:42 pm

“Trump in excellent health, could live to 200” No. I watched the doctor at the press conference and I am certain the doctor said that Trump will most likely not live to be 200 but has the same life expectancy of anyone in his age group. The doctor was not specific. I did see the leftwing media bring up RR and the possibility of Alzheimers in his late second administration and asked the doctor if RR took the tests and passed why should they believe Trump could not pass without alzheimers being detected? The doctor explained that although he has read and watched documentaries regarding RR he did not have specific knowledge regarding RR but the tests that he performed were well regarded and the abundance of the medical community would stand by his assessment. The doctor further stated that Trump scored 30 out of 30.

As Admiral Ronny Jackson also examined Obama the opposition leftwing media is going to find these medical results very difficult to dispute.

You forgot about the 12,000 calorie salad.

Turns out a subsisting on Diet Coke, burnt steak, and McDonald’s is the way to go.

How did Michelle’s PSA test come out?

Fabulous gif to conclude the piece! Baby Jane and her mental imbalance is an apt depiction of the mental health of the national media and White House press corps (“corpse” as mentallyfitObama/sarc would pronounce it). Perfect!

As a matter of consistency: If you’re going to make a “Repeal the 22nd Amendment!” joke, please add a /sarcasm tag.

We all bemoaned the Progressives that demanded the 22nd Amendment be reviewed and repealed to allow President Obama to run for a 3rd term.

~We~ know you don’t mean it. The Progressives that troll this board from time to time will try to run with it though to paint it like the populace and writers here are racist hate-mongers that couldn’t wait for President Obama to term-out, but want to change the rules so that President Trump can run forever.

I just want to know where all these “reporters” were when Hillary was coughing her way across the country.